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Don't ****ing Move! (Design Map by nyvelion2)
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Rating: 6.91 in 58 ratings
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Comments:
nyvelion2 (09/21/2006 10:02am):
Ban Grit and Javier.
If you are OS, kill anything that moves. If you are not OS, then DON'T ****ING MOVE!
OS wins if all other players move or get booted/resign. If OS resigns or gets booted for
some reason, everyone else can move, but that's not really the point of the map.
Drab Emordnilap (09/21/2006 10:04am):
OS can win by deleting units on factories to make mechs, and then deleting units in the
way to move them to kill the lone infantries.

EDIT: And that 1 wasn't mine; I haven't voted.
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 10:06am
nyvelion2 (09/21/2006 10:11am):
fine, I changed it a little so it shouldn't be a problem anymore
Drab Emordnilap (09/21/2006 10:20am):
Enough Mechs will still take the Megatank down, since no one has enough income to repair
their tank.
nyvelion2 (09/21/2006 10:26am):
...................
ffs, fine, I'm giving everyone more funds in the case that if the OS player is so much of a
bastard that he'd try to wear down the mega's with mechs, which I very much doubt would
work to begin with, now it definately won't work.

Now, there should be no more problems so no more serious or negative comments, just
comments of approval, worship, and 10/10's.
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 10:30am
thereisnospoon (09/21/2006 11:49am):
*bows*
MagicJS (09/21/2006 12:07pm):
Too many missles & com towers. 3 missles a 4 mechs can kill the megatank
nyvelion2 (09/21/2006 12:17pm):
You know what? I don't care anymore. If you think OS is going to be a retard by trying to
kill the megatank, don't play with him, so just forget about it and see the map as the
joke map that it is ok???
What's wrong with you guys anyway?????? At least "thereisnospoon" gets it.
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 12:18pm
Mr. Snack (09/21/2006 03:21pm):
You guys are funny.

Eagle's lightning strike would be humorous here, as the megatank could run out, hit
something, and run back! Horray, only 35 more years and the WHOLE army will be chipped
down at that rate!
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 03:50pm
Rokuwa (09/21/2006 03:37pm):
*Bows to Nyvelion's greatness*
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 03:38pm
Thefishdude (09/21/2006 04:27pm):
It looks cool with the unit animated sprites.
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 04:28pm
Drab Emordnilap (09/21/2006 04:32pm):
I apologize for not instantly praising and bowing at the sight of your name on a map. What
was I thinking?

EDIT: Also, ban Jake, since if OS as Jake can charge his super with kamikaze mechs, all
the ranged units can rape the Megas.
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 04:33pm
Shadow Star (09/21/2006 05:37pm):
as much as i enjoy looking at your maps, well, some more then others.
i will say this, this is not your best work, fun to watch though.
oomouwmouw (09/21/2006 11:12pm):
The battle can be won..! many years later....
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 11:12pm
Kamek77 (09/23/2006 01:23am):
I would like to add that the minimap for this map ****ing wins.

10/10
Megaa (09/24/2006 09:22am):
Don't listen to those cocks, this map is incredible.
Patashu Mapmule I (10/04/2006 04:33pm):
This is freaking art. 10/10
NecroMage (11/15/2006 07:26am):
...

This is brilliant.

And Hawke owns OS. XD
darth someguy (07/30/2007 09:26am):
this is cool, and i'm new so it is also the first map i looking at, and the first one i give 10!

LaLaLash (10/13/2007 12:19am):
I enjoy the fact that with animated units, the "X" of Rockets seems to flash yellow and red
^.^ Pretty.....
Alathon (11/03/2007 04:34pm):
You do realize that Grit is even more broken then he usually is on this map. He is the only
CO that can actually win as OS.
Scebboaliwiw (11/24/2007 07:29pm):
MY EYES! MY EYEEEEEEEEES!
Scebboaliwiw (11/24/2007 07:29pm):
MY EYES! MY EYEEEEEEEEES!
Kitez (12/13/2007 01:16am):
you know what....this will be a crazy battle..
Master_Of_The_Aces (04/09/2008 04:30am):
Mr. Snack (09/21/2006 03:21pm):
You guys are funny.

Eagle's lightning strike would be humorous here, as the megatank could run out, hit
something, and run back! Horray, only 35 more years and the WHOLE army will be chipped
down at that rate!
Last Edited on 09/21/2006 03:50pm

xD

It'd be rather hard to get power though, unless you just buy infantry and let OS shoot 'em
down. Ah well. =)

Brilliant map, and what a laugh it would be. I think there's a game on it now. *signs up
for that game*

10/10
Raldow (05/18/2008 02:20pm):
Ban Jake. His powers increase the artillery's range of fire to absolutly PWN the megas.
lordliam (05/31/2008 03:21pm):
YOUR JUST A POSER! THE REAL NYVELION IS SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE! (looks around)
AHA! I FOUND HER! (pulls up a picture of lash)
zywxn (06/01/2008 04:53am):
someone might get a seizure with animated version of this map
(luckily i didnt when i tried out animated)
zywxn (06/01/2008 04:53am):
someone might get a seizure with animated version of this map
(luckily i didnt when i tried out animated)
Flawed Logic (06/23/2008 01:33am):
My patience is stronger than your patience says I. We'll see about that.
Nehh (07/27/2008 12:18am):
Look at the Map Analysis! 2 games, and OS won NONE of them!
Lolz
Armageddon07 (10/02/2008 03:45pm):
I bow to this wonderful map
Meta Rexy (10/02/2008 09:01pm):
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh MY EYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Burnt eyes/10

Seriously. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANIMATED SPRITES BURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN T_T
deceptionex (10/02/2008 09:52pm):
I would love typhoon and black storm tag on this map if I am not OS.
Last Edited on 10/02/2008 09:52pm
psychoticguyLOLENDGAME (11/02/2008 02:35pm):
nell mech flood
khdou (11/17/2008 11:52pm):
on animated= weee acid trip \m/ \m/

Ikarru (09/08/2009 12:36am):
Friggin hilarious, and shame on you all for trying to make this map logical!!!
I
tgs2 (09/08/2009 08:43pm):
Where's my Nukes and Zerglings that forces those Megatanks to move and cause me to
insta-win? :(
Falconewing (09/15/2009 07:42am):
ltitfjhiorjhorjjhrrhrhjhtuiojthrjturhiuiorhrhtr
SonjaStealth (01/14/2010 09:21am):
MY EYES. Now IU canstr effven tryp[e reight.
PapaCaulder (03/04/2010 05:02pm):
This is beautiful~
westernflux (02/23/2011 10:08am):
can I pick grit?
serativale (03/13/2011 03:49pm):
Hawke owns on this map.


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