O M G W T F
Creator: nyvelion2 || First Published: 08/24/2006 || Players: 14 || Size: 39x40
Categories: Joke
Rating: 6.55 in 179 ratings
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Comments:
nyvelion2 (08/24/2006 01:44pm):
Remember this map? http://awbw.amarriner.com/prevmaps.php?maps_id=10161

This one is going to be like that, only 14 players, and I'm going to try to count better
this time, is will be fair.

don't comment before I finish
xeliaong (08/24/2006 02:55pm):
Even unfinished, better then all my maps combined.....
amthc356 (08/24/2006 04:38pm):
give RF airports this time
nyvelion2 (08/24/2006 08:21pm | Edited: 08/24/2006 08:31pm):
Alright, I'm finished now. 14 teams, each should have 25 cities, bases, airports, and
ports, 1 HQ, and 8 towers, with 14 leftover neutral cities, and 20 pipes, equaling 1560
exactly, the max number of squares.


"amthc356 (08/24/2006 07:38pm):
give RF airports this time"

..........
yeah, I know, I didn't forget anything major this time, though it's probably not exactly
equal, possibly some small mistake somewhere, should be mostly even.
nyvelion2 (08/24/2006 08:34pm | Edited: 08/24/2006 08:34pm):
Oh yeah, recommended bans: Broken 3 + Kindle, Lash, Javier, Nell. Well, unless everyone
is Kindle or something.
No Submarines or Black Bombs either.

funds are up to you, any funds should be fun.
Patashu (08/25/2006 06:24am):
So, what, is the sequel going to be O M G W T F B B Q, 16 players on a 50x50 or bigger
map?
nyvelion2 (08/25/2006 06:59am):
yes
fire_i (08/25/2006 07:16am):
I can't believe you forgot wormholes =(


Shinkosai (08/25/2006 07:53am):
my eyes! it burns! you have too much free time my friend @_@
nyvelion2 (08/25/2006 10:27am):
I didn't forget wormholes, they were never meant to be in the map!
oomouwmouw (08/25/2006 11:10am | Edited: 08/25/2006 11:11am):
wooow... Kindle ftw! 10/10
RDS (08/25/2006 12:23pm):
Looks neat, pretty much making my eyes stunned, 10/10
Megaa (08/25/2006 12:43pm):
Omg, only 7.86? I gave it a 10/10. I can feel your wrist pain all the way over the internet.
grizly-sword (08/25/2006 03:00pm):
Eye Candy in the Games List but gets a 3/10 for not beeing very playable imo.
grizly-sword (08/25/2006 03:01pm):
Eye Candy in the Games List but gets a 3/10 for not beeing very playable imo.
Heartless (08/25/2006 06:50pm):
*Wonders if Colin and Hachi are more broken that Grit in this map*
SimaMatt (08/27/2006 11:33pm):
OMG WTF?!
Unknowned (08/28/2006 01:06pm):
OMG WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
psychoticguyLOLENDGAME (08/29/2006 11:04am):
OH shiz VM would just pwn.
Harmony Bunny (08/29/2006 11:21am | Edited: 08/29/2006 12:19pm):
During the battle, the APCs can, if they want, play to bumper cars.
GaoGaoStegosaurus (08/29/2006 12:07pm):
You're a goddess among insects. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
DARKWING700 (08/29/2006 06:36pm):
well you should take out the airports
FiniteStrike (09/06/2006 11:33am):
...Well, Rachel would get the most bang for her buck on this map...O_o
oomouwmouw (09/23/2006 08:31pm):
FiniteStrike (09/06/2006 02:33pm):
...Well, Rachel would get the most bang for her buck on this map...O_o

no... urban blight would cause at least 50 times more damage then rachel's scop.
rednotdead (10/02/2006 02:58pm):
Holy mother of god! This even worse than than my last game of Go!
gunner1138 (10/11/2006 05:26pm):
Nyv, please, why r u acting like such a n00b these days!?!?!?!? Ugh, this map is HORRIBLE.
power_engine (10/12/2006 03:57am):
gunner1138, please, why, r u acting like such a n00b these days!?!?!?!?

There's such a thing called a joke map.
Username314 (10/14/2006 12:19pm):
I hope you're happy because I'm blind now.
RDS (10/20/2006 03:23pm):
gunner1138, why are you a n00b?
gunner1138 (10/24/2006 06:05pm):
I wasn't trying to be one. I probably was just cynical that day.
oomouwmouw (10/24/2006 10:40pm):
do you even know what cynical means? That isn't being cynical...
jhuni (10/26/2006 07:48pm):
 By definition he was in fact cynical-(skeptical of the motives of others)³.
gunner1138 (10/29/2006 11:06am):
Thanks, jhuni, you got me out of that fix.
BTW everyone, call me gunner.
doomman328 (10/29/2006 04:26pm | Edited: 10/29/2006 04:28pm):
0_0 wow....with all the health regaining and stuff this will be LOOOOOOOONG

do we start with funds on this map (because theres like places where u can build units and
all)
Spoon General (10/29/2006 05:06pm):
It IS POSSIBLE to finish this map. Just kill...all of a player's units...and...they...die?
bubomatic5 (10/29/2006 07:05pm):
WOW
common soldier466 (10/30/2006 04:06pm):
why did grizly sword criticize someones map

btw nyv your map should have its own fanclub
1000000000000000000000000/10
GoldenJoe (10/30/2006 07:11pm):
Beyond terrible. Maps should actually have some depth of strategy, much less be possible
to complete.
Archromancer (10/30/2006 07:42pm | Edited: 10/30/2006 07:45pm):
An interesting idea, to be sure. I wouldn't want to play on it, though.
gunner1138 (10/31/2006 09:47am):
No way. You will probably need a fiber optics connection to play on this map.
And commonsoldier, Nyv, when he (or she) made this map, acted like a noob.
miles064 (10/31/2006 06:30pm):
Hey when is this game starting?
Pyrranha (11/04/2006 12:51pm):
FTA!!! *runs*
Zero_X_Axl (11/04/2006 02:53pm | Edited: 11/05/2006 09:00am):
MY EYES, THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING.
10/10
SpeedDemon020 (11/06/2006 11:39am | Edited: 11/06/2006 09:09pm):
I've found one flaw with this map...

>>>Mr Marble (11/06/2006 04:30pm):
i have a few questions sry ... um wat are those towers that have those siren things and
wat do they do.and wat do black bombs and mega tanks do. sry i only have A.W. 1 and 2
and i beat #1.

Those towers are communication towers, which boost your attack by 10, and if you're
Javier, it also boost your defense by 10...
Mega Tanks are just...bigger tanks...they have a very high defense and offense, but it only
has 3 bullets before switching to its secondary weapon. It's generally used for defensive
purposes. Keeping a APC by it is always a good idea...

A black bomb blows everything up within a 3 space radius, dealing 5 points of damage...
.......X.......
.....XXX.....
...XXXXX..
XXXOXXX
...XXXXX..
.....XXX.....
.......X........

Very big radius...
GDIblakdragen (11/06/2006 04:03pm):
This map is the definiton of 'AWESOME!'

10/10
Mr Marble (11/06/2006 05:30pm):
i have a few questions sry ... um wat are those towers that have those siren things and
wat do they do.and wat do black bombs and mega tanks do. sry i only have A.W. 1 and 2
and i beat #1.
gamewizard (11/07/2006 06:12am):
Towers with sirens?!? oh you mean Com Towers, ya they give whomever owns them a
signifigant power boost, but since everyone has equal amounts of them, you wont notice
it...untill you lose one or gain extra ones ^_^ Mega Tanks and Black Bombs are both
explained in teh post above yours.

Oh and this is another eyesore of a great map by Nvy
Mr Marble (11/07/2006 01:45pm):
ty
Mr Marble (11/07/2006 05:55pm):
dude taking youre turn here takes forever gosh and dang the fog here was a crazy idea,
SWEET!!!!!! : ]
felix45 (11/14/2006 08:38am):
See if you guys can find the 1 woods on this map :)
jhuni (11/18/2006 04:14pm):
The woods is on r1c8, where as r's are ↔, and c's are ↕.
nyvelion2 (11/20/2006 12:19pm):
I would fix that, but there are 8 games on this map right now. This must seriously be my
most popular map right now...
punyinfantry (11/21/2006 10:19pm):
no leave the wood there...lol i bet most ppl missed it. It's kinda like trying to find Waldo.
Dragonice315 (11/29/2006 10:30am):
omg how do you know what to do?
Psychotic_55555 (12/01/2006 10:28am):
the colors........................................
Pincer_Strike (12/01/2006 08:06pm):
Submarines should be banned.
black-kaito (12/17/2006 01:35am):
BM.GE.PL has 1 less in funds supplement
besides BH has extra 1 and AB 2.
frogdude12 (06/01/2007 05:34pm):
Get rid of most of the ports and make them bases...
9/10
Ababy (06/01/2007 06:05pm | Edited: 06/01/2007 06:06pm):
I think someone mentioned this before.....but Javier would totally rape this map >_>

Even with Colin POM max cash, Javier would still win. Towers ftw.........
tubes (06/08/2007 02:19pm):
Wow! How is your wrist still intact?
fredfredburger67 (06/08/2007 03:46pm | Edited: 06/08/2007 03:47pm):
colorful!

Ban Kindle
Jables (06/09/2007 05:41am):
This map is stupid, without access to the HQs no one can win the ports are useless theres
no strategy and too many CO need to be banned, kindle, lash, colin, hachi, javier and those
are just the really bad ones
Jables (06/09/2007 10:00am):
perhaps it would work as a capture game...
DuelStriker (06/30/2007 07:27pm):
OMGWTFBBQLOL!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!1!!!
Chozo01 (07/02/2007 09:17pm):
Why do we need ports?
COeagle (07/09/2007 04:21pm):
CUZ MI ASS

256/10
COeagle (07/09/2007 04:21pm | Edited: 07/21/2007 11:38am):
I LUV THIS MAP SOOOOOOOO MUCH

IT DESERVES A HIGHER RATING
DuelStriker (07/14/2007 06:50pm | Edited: 07/30/2007 10:48am):
LOL!!!!!!! 10/10=100/100=1000/1000


bakabonest (07/14/2007 08:36pm):
Lol javier.
icechiller (07/14/2007 08:49pm):
omfg this is insane count me in
sulla (07/15/2007 09:28am):
I wnt in too whoooooooooo
icechiller (07/15/2007 11:22am):
yay what is the point of the sea stuff there no water other than that good job
co stu (07/19/2007 07:52am):
as i said on other one like this
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COeagle (07/21/2007 11:38am | Edited: 07/21/2007 11:41am):
HEY DUELSTRIKER I WAS TALKIIN TO CHOZO01 K STOP BEING A BITCH

BTW WHY IS NELL AND GRIT BANNED!? NELL IS EQUAL ON ALL MAPS AND GRIT WOULD
BE ABSOLUTELY MURDERED HERE
chicobo329 (07/24/2007 04:03pm):
I might allow at least one game with Submarines: you could end up making a very
interesting invisible maze within this huge map!
DuelStriker (07/30/2007 10:48am):
k sorry COeagle. lol
oomouwmouw (08/10/2007 11:01pm):
wait a second... There's a forest in the map!
DuelStriker (08/31/2007 07:09am):
A forest tile? WHAR? I don't see it...
pandashi (08/31/2007 11:29pm):
Yeah, I see it ,(8,1)
Nyvelion (09/01/2007 08:07am):
I started this map with all forests, and filled in from there with the properties, so
that's how a forest got in there.
DuelStriker (09/01/2007 01:28pm):
Oh. lol now I can see it.
DuelStriker (09/11/2007 06:38pm):
felix45 (11/14/2006 08:38am):
See if you guys can find the 1 woods on this map :)

Awww man, felix found it first...
Milka (12/08/2007 05:33am):
Is it a map for colour-blind people ? x)
OMEGAlixer (12/11/2007 11:19pm):
OMG wat a stuped map. no stratigy man. te u r stuped. and lyk firt tern edventage.
OMEGAlixer (12/11/2007 11:20pm | Edited: 12/11/2007 11:20pm):
just kidding awosome map. i give it a 10. if i could more. you are a MASTER MIND.
ninja-star (01/26/2008 10:30pm):
MY EYES ARE SLOWLY MELTING IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice map though. 10
michchar (02/02/2008 09:53pm):
(a lot of posts before) reply to grizly-sword: yeah, right. i would like to see you get a map
this good. and you double posted. noob
the map is pretty good, but there should be more neutrals and ban sensei
chouji86 (02/03/2008 09:08am):
what do u mean by more neurtal's?
chouji86 (02/03/2008 09:09am):
*neutral's
Ardax (02/03/2008 03:09pm):
About cheap people look, because of the dumb glitch that lets people some times use sensei
spawn more than 50 mech... Sensei is an option...
coolman1250 (02/12/2008 07:23pm):
mega FTA, heh heh
DuelStriker (02/13/2008 04:13pm):
@ Ardax: Sensei is broken, he should be banned anyway.
Ducky (03/03/2008 10:31pm | Edited: 03/03/2008 10:32pm):
between racheal and hawke who would be better? (racheal because of extra healing)
Ducky (03/06/2008 05:09pm):
Why is there a forest?
lewea (04/16/2008 10:32pm):
I can`t find a forest and pretty cool map to mess around in but know my eyes hurt
OWOWOWOW!!!!!!! 10/10
lewea (04/16/2008 10:49pm):
I FOUND THE FOREST YA!!!!
*Zap* (07/13/2008 04:44am | Edited: 07/13/2008 04:44am):
This is what they mean with pollution problems(you virtually ruined the earth!!)

demirock (08/08/2008 09:54am):
ummm whats a tree doing on the map ??? in the top left corner

Armageddon07 (09/05/2008 03:14pm):
BURN THOSE GOD DAMN TREES DOWN! WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND GIVE NO ANIMAL HOPE
THAT A FOREST IS SOME DUMB ASS BEACON OF FUCKING HOPE XD
collini182 (11/17/2008 08:27pm):
You are 120 percent insane now.
borgamewiz (11/21/2008 09:52am):
Nyvelion you've done it again 10/10
Kruegster (11/21/2008 05:35pm):
Unplayable, but it is fun to look at it. Just stare are it for a few minuets to hurt your eys.
Usthepeople (11/21/2008 09:37pm):
can you spot the 1 city NOT taken by any army?
Myst9 (11/25/2008 08:40am):
why is there only one little clump of trees? shouldn't it be a city, or would that throw
off the balance?
aeee (11/28/2008 10:29pm):
can we start

Zephir (11/29/2008 04:06pm):
can you spot the 1 city NOT taken by any army?
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Yup....can you spot the other 8?
Moridan_X (03/11/2009 01:38pm):
wtf? retarded - cities have no defense at all
Falconewing (05/30/2009 01:23pm):
AB has 13K(assuming).
Others have around 10K and 11K.D:
To win this, you must use the "Infantry jump over pipe" technique!
Balla (05/31/2009 02:07pm):
it took my computer about a year to load this
BassForever (06/08/2009 12:00am):
If you want boats you have to place every single port together or else someone will make a
sub in an area where no other boat can touch it/find it, make a sub, and delay the game
forever.
[JAM] (06/11/2009 10:30pm):
I found the tree and neutrals!!! YAY
crazycolorz5 (06/20/2009 08:57am):
Its kinda... well....you couldn't acually build something from everything could you?
Erniewan (08/30/2009 10:08pm | Edited: 09/10/2009 12:36pm):
Ports are good for carriers and b-ships, but be sure to ban subs.

Also, turns take ridiculously long. I'd never play this map again, even though I'm winning.
yarediscool (09/12/2009 08:29pm):
9/10 cuz its colorful
altzan (10/19/2009 08:51am):
Where's Waldo
njfball14 (05/05/2011 03:29pm):
problem is, not everyone starts out with the same amount of funds. check out the game that I
am playing, its still the first Day and no one has captured anything yet, but the funds are
different. This should be easily fixable, there are blank properties on the map...
Xmo5 (05/10/2012 07:29pm):
Koal is broked on this map! Please fix
SoulCrusherEx (07/25/2012 09:21am):
i dont know if this map is even balanced with the amont of ports, airports, bases and
other structures for each country
Nyvelion (04/08/2014 09:19pm):
Probably not.
Red11 (04/09/2014 02:49am):
Classic, great beauty of a map. Bizzarre Symphony.
Alistel (08/22/2020 04:24am):
Seems like good fun, on fog of war that is to see where your cities are
BattleshipInALakeMeme (08/22/2020 04:22pm):
I think it still qualifies for good ol’ landlocked navy meme. Tiny lakes or landlocked ports, who cares as long as Flak puts a
Battleship in there!
Anachronity (08/22/2020 05:01pm):
no compensation for first turn advantage, 0/10



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