I don't know what I'm doing!
Day 24 - Turn: 02d 19h 33m - Total: 02d 19h 33m
Game Started: 05/28/2025 - Last Updated: 11/24/2025 - The end of the Universe
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Meteor
Angry nell I told you this would happen!
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HouseLizard
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
12:22:41
9400
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Overclock [ 14970 / 27000 ] System Crash [ 14970 / 63000 ]
Croliv
Units cost is reduced to 90% (10% cheaper).
09:20:43
1010
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Barter [ 32400 / 32400 ] Merchant Union [ 48240 / 54000 ]
Antartic
Receives +100 funds per property that grants funds and she owns. (Note: labs, comtowers, and 0 Funds games do not get additional income).
11:08:37
5900
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Market Crash [ 11240 / 18000 ] War Bonds [ 11240 / 54000 ]
crypticsierra
Receives +100 funds per property that grants funds and she owns. (Note: labs, comtowers, and 0 Funds games do not get additional income).
06:21:20
4600
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Market Crash [ 3135 / 18000 ] War Bonds [ 3135 / 54000 ]
ElJuan
Units gain +10% attack.
18:21:25
1700
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Black Wave [ 63000 / 63000 ] Black Storm [ 72270 / 113400 ]
Josef5050
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
17:04:31
41440
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Morale Boost [ 36000 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 63000 / 63000 ]
freeboota
Movement cost over all terrain is reduced to 1, except in Snow. Units lose -20% attack and gain +20% defense.
15:16:57
22700
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Meteor Strike [ 54000 / 54000 ] Meteor Strike II [ 57050 / 90000 ]
Neolith17
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
11:18:11
12400
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Morale Boost [ 1080 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 1080 / 63000 ]
SKeLeDríno
Units gain +30% attack, but lose -20% defense.
21:09:05
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  • 120500
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Knuckleduster [ 1000 / 37800 ] Haymaker [ 1000 / 75600 ]
IWantBapo
Unit cost is reduced to 80% (20% cheaper), but lose -10% attack.
07:03:10
11800
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Gold Rush [ 1800 / 18000 ] Power of Money [ 1800 / 54000 ]
IronWall93
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
12:03:11
19600
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Morale Boost [ 5340 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 5340 / 63000 ]
Jill_the_Nerd
Indirect units have +1 range and gain +20% attack. Direct units (except footsoldiers) lose -20% attack.
02:19:32
24100
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  • 210400
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Snipe Attack [ 12045 / 43200 ] Super Snipe [ 12045 / 86400 ]
grodomir
Indirect units have +1 range and gain +20% attack. Direct units (except footsoldiers) lose -20% attack.
20:14:00
9700
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SUPER
ssorgatem
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
05:11:12
9120
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Morale Boost [ 8720 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 8720 / 63000 ]
Old Spice
Units cost is reduced to 90% (10% cheaper).
18:09:06
7080
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Barter [ 37050 / 37800 ] Merchant Union [ 37050 / 63000 ]
polarthole
Copters gain +50% attack, footsoldiers gain +40% attack, but all other non-air units lose -10% attack. Transports gain +1 movement.
06:10:30
11600
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Copter Command [ 9950 / 18000 ] Airborne Assault [ 9950 / 54000 ]
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