Shitposting FFA ya'll
Day 33 - Turn: 00d 00h 00m - Total: 19d 22h 13m
Game Started: 07/28/2025 - Last Updated: 10/22/2025 - Spann Island Developed
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Damage Calculator (Hotkey: C)
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Meteor
Angry nell I told you this would happen!
The connection was interrupted
Connecting...
BlueBounce
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
19:05:16
13700
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Overclock [ 10750 / 32400 ] System Crash [ 10750 / 75600 ]
max_hunter
Luck on attacks is -9% to +24%.
22:18:38
1700
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Brute Force [ 37800 / 37800 ] Barbaric Blow [ 54450 / 75600 ]
Josef5050
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
18:06:38
26200
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Overclock [ 32400 / 32400 ] System Crash [ 75600 / 75600 ]
Az1mute
Units gain +30% attack, but lose -20% defense.
22:23:23
20100
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Knuckleduster [ 8400 / 32400 ] Haymaker [ 8400 / 64800 ]
Elponsi
No day-to-day abilities.
08:00:00
5000
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Sideslip [ 0 / 18000 ] Sidewinder [ 0 / 45000 ]
icedfish
Vehicles gain +10% attack, but all other units (including footsoldiers) lose -10% attack.
25:11:40
16000
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Turbo Charge [ 0 / 43200 ] Overdrive [ 0 / 86400 ]
plouffe
Units gain +1 vision in Fog of War, have hidden HP, and counterattacks do 1.5x more damage. Luck is reduced to -9% to +9%.
14:10:48
5500
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Enhanced Vision [ 27000 / 27000 ] Counter Break [ 37450 / 45000 ]
Jaklyman
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
19:22:12
34300
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  • 160900
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Overclock [ 22200 / 64800 ] System Crash [ 22200 / 151200 ]
Master11
Units (even air units) gain +10% attack power on plains.
35:02:11
100
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    x 2
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    x 1
  • 26800
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SUPER
RobertJoe
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
17:05:25
10000
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Overclock [ 12800 / 32400 ] System Crash [ 12800 / 75600 ]
ScribEnthusiast
Luck on attacks is -9% to +24%.
11:09:20
9600
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SUPER
rundumnurd
Luck on attacks is -9% to +24%.
15:11:19
30400
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Brute Force [ 27000 / 27000 ] Barbaric Blow [ 51850 / 54000 ]
davehr
No day-to-day abilities.
08:00:00
5000
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Sideslip [ 0 / 18000 ] Sidewinder [ 0 / 45000 ]
duck658
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
07:10:41
8800
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Overclock [ 650 / 27000 ] System Crash [ 650 / 63000 ]
XLnapkins
Units gain +1 vision in Fog of War, have hidden HP, and counterattacks do 1.5x more damage. Luck is reduced to -9% to +9%.
30:13:45
25300
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Enhanced Vision [ 37950 / 48600 ] Counter Break [ 37950 / 81000 ]
Mex64
Units gain +30% attack, but lose -20% defense.
10:01:37
2800
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Knuckleduster [ 13050 / 27000 ] Haymaker [ 13050 / 54000 ]
Damage calculator
? Hold down "A" or "D" while clicking a unit to add it to the calculator
Attacker [Select] Hotkey: A [Swap]
Defender [Select] Hotkey: D

{{attacker.co.co_name === "Lash" && attacker.power === "S" ? attacker.terrain.terrain_defense * 2 : attacker.terrain.terrain_defense}}

Toggle out of ammo

{{defender.co.co_name === "Lash" && defender.power === "S" ? defender.terrain.terrain_defense * 2 : defender.terrain.terrain_defense}}

Toggle out of ammo
{{damage.minInfo.percent}}% - {{damage.maxInfo.percent}}% {{damage.minInfo.fundsDamage}} - {{damage.maxInfo.fundsDamage}}
@{{defRemainingHP.minHP}}HP {{damage.minCounterInfo.minLuck.counterPercent}}% - {{damage.minCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterPercent}}% @{{defRemainingHP.maxHP}}HP {{damage.maxCounterInfo.minLuck.counterPercent}}% - {{damage.maxCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterPercent}}% {{damage.minCounterInfo.minLuck.counterFundsDamage}} - {{damage.maxCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterFundsDamage}}



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