Don't Move
Day 55 - Turn: 00d 00h 00m - Total: 00d 00h 00m
Game Started: 08/08/2025 - Last Updated: 01/14/2026 - Don't ****ing Move!
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Obyiron Obyiron
Units gain +20% defense against indirect units. Each comtower grants all units an additional +10% defense.
22:17:39
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Tower Shield [ 23500 / 27000 ] Tower of Power [ 23500 / 54000 ]
COP Button Indirect defense is increased to +40%. Comtower bonuses are doubled.
SCOP Button Indirect defense is increased to +80%. Comtower bonuses are tripled.
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grodomir grodomir
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
08:19:15
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Morale Boost [ 0 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 0 / 63000 ]
COP Button All units' attack is increased to +40%.
SCOP Button All units' attack is increased to +40% and defense to +50%. Counterattacks do 1.5x more damage.
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Mausbrained Mausbrained
Indirect units have +1 range and gain +20% attack. Direct units (except footsoldiers) lose -20% attack.
24:10:13
135000
Snipe Attack [ 15000 / 27000 ] Super Snipe [ 15000 / 54000 ]
COP Button Indirect units gain +1 range and their attack is increased to +40%.
SCOP Button Indirect units gain +2 range and their attack is increased to +40%.
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Ethical Turducken Ethical Turducken
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
32:20:05
140000
Overclock [ 0 / 27000 ] System Crash [ 0 / 63000 ]
COP Button Luck range is changed to -24% to +54%.
SCOP Button Luck range is changed to -44% to +94%.
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TropicofCapricrn TropicofCapricrn
Units cost is reduced to 90% (10% cheaper).
07:12:52
39200
Barter [ 0 / 27000 ] Merchant Union [ 0 / 45000 ]
COP Button Units cost is reduced to 50%.
SCOP Button Units cost reduced to 50%, and ground units can deploy from cities.
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ScribEnthusiast ScribEnthusiast
Naval units gain +1 movement and +10 defense. Air units lose -30% attack. Unaffected by rain (except vision), and has a higher chance of Rain in random weather.
00:00:00
101900
Tsunami [ 0 / 43200 ] Typhoon [ 0 / 75600 ]
COP Button All enemy units lose 1 HP (to a minimum of 0.1 HP) and half their fuel.
SCOP Button All enemy units lose 2 HP (to a minimum of 0.1 HP) and half their fuel. Weather changes to rain for 1 day.
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Sage10001 Sage10001
Naval units gain +1 movement and +10 defense. Air units lose -30% attack. Unaffected by rain (except vision), and has a higher chance of Rain in random weather.
35:09:58
102000
Tsunami [ 0 / 36000 ] Typhoon [ 0 / 63000 ]
COP Button All enemy units lose 1 HP (to a minimum of 0.1 HP) and half their fuel.
SCOP Button All enemy units lose 2 HP (to a minimum of 0.1 HP) and half their fuel. Weather changes to rain for 1 day.
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PhoKing PhoKing
Luck on attacks is -9% to +24%.
37:02:31
158300
Brute Force [ 17850 / 27000 ] Barbaric Blow [ 17850 / 54000 ]
COP Button Luck range is changed to -19% to +49%.
SCOP Button Luck range is changed to -39% to +89%.
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Master11 Master11
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
53:18:52
19760
Morale Boost [ 36000 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 61100 / 63000 ]
COP Button All units' attack is increased to +40%.
SCOP Button All units' attack is increased to +40% and defense to +50%. Counterattacks do 1.5x more damage.
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Damage calculator
? Hold down "A" or "D" while clicking a unit to add it to the calculator
Attacker [Select] Hotkey: A [Swap]
Defender [Select] Hotkey: D

{{attacker.co.co_name === "Lash" && attacker.power === "S" ? attacker.terrain.terrain_defense * 2 : attacker.terrain.terrain_defense}}

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{{defender.co.co_name === "Lash" && defender.power === "S" ? defender.terrain.terrain_defense * 2 : defender.terrain.terrain_defense}}

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{{damage.minInfo.percent}}% - {{damage.maxInfo.percent}}% {{damage.minInfo.fundsDamage}} - {{damage.maxInfo.fundsDamage}}
@{{defRemainingHP.minHP}}HP {{damage.minCounterInfo.minLuck.counterPercent}}% - {{damage.minCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterPercent}}% @{{defRemainingHP.maxHP}}HP {{damage.maxCounterInfo.minLuck.counterPercent}}% - {{damage.maxCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterPercent}}% {{damage.minCounterInfo.minLuck.counterFundsDamage}} - {{damage.maxCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterFundsDamage}}



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