Don't Move
Day 35 - Turn: 06d 08h 18m - Total: 26d 00h 40m
Game Started: 08/08/2025 - Last Updated: 11/13/2025 - Don't ****ing Move!
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Meteor
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Obyiron
Units gain +20% defense against indirect units. Each comtower grants all units an additional +10% defense.
26:00:39
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Tower Shield [ 23500 / 27000 ] Tower of Power [ 23500 / 54000 ]
grodomir
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
08:19:15
10000
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Morale Boost [ 0 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 0 / 63000 ]
Mausbrained
Indirect units have +1 range and gain +20% attack. Direct units (except footsoldiers) lose -20% attack.
20:23:04
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Snipe Attack [ 15000 / 27000 ] Super Snipe [ 15000 / 54000 ]
Ethical Turducken
Luck on attacks is -14% to +29%.
30:20:23
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Overclock [ 0 / 27000 ] System Crash [ 0 / 63000 ]
TropicofCapricrn
Units cost is reduced to 90% (10% cheaper).
07:12:52
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Barter [ 0 / 27000 ] Merchant Union [ 0 / 45000 ]
ScribEnthusiast
Naval units gain +1 movement and +10 defense. Air units lose -30% attack. Unaffected by rain (except vision), and has a higher chance of Rain in random weather.
29:16:13
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Tsunami [ 32000 / 36000 ] Typhoon [ 32000 / 63000 ]
Sage10001
Naval units gain +1 movement and +10 defense. Air units lose -30% attack. Unaffected by rain (except vision), and has a higher chance of Rain in random weather.
31:04:13
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Tsunami [ 0 / 36000 ] Typhoon [ 0 / 63000 ]
PhoKing
Luck on attacks is -9% to +24%.
38:22:06
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Brute Force [ 0 / 27000 ] Barbaric Blow [ 0 / 54000 ]
Master11
Units cost +20% more to build, but gain +30% attack and defense.
36:21:54
167600
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Morale Boost [ 0 / 36000 ] Samurai Spirit [ 0 / 63000 ]
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