ONCE UPON A RECTUM
Day 24 - Turn: 00d 00h 00m - Total: 00d 00h 00m
Game Started: 09/29/2025 - Last Updated: 10/25/2025 - (3V3) Fight for the crown V2
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Damage Calculator (Hotkey: C)
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Meteor
Angry nell I told you this would happen!
The connection was interrupted
Connecting...
bigwell
No day-to-day abilities.
12:01:54
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Hyper Repair [ 20650 / 27000 ] Hyper Upgrade [ 20650 / 54000 ]
Holycamel
No day-to-day abilities.
09:01:29
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Hyper Repair [ 5300 / 27000 ] Hyper Upgrade [ 5300 / 54000 ]
aggron222
Units gain +10% attack for every terrain star (note: air units are unaffected by terrain).
09:02:08
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Terrain Tactics [ 8350 / 36000 ] Prime Tactics [ 8350 / 63000 ]
amystoaster
Units repair +1 additional HP (note: liable for costs).
10:21:34
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Lucky Lass [ 25750 / 43200 ] Covering Fire [ 25750 / 86400 ]
Cammang
Air units gain +15% attack and +10% defense, and consume -2 fuel per day. Naval units lose -30% attack.
00:00:00
20300
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Lightning Drive [ 32400 / 32400 ] Lightning Strike [ 97200 / 97200 ]
Robotnik
Footsoldiers gain +30% attack and a 50% capture point bonus (rounded down). Other direct units lose -10% attack. Transports gain +1 movement.
11:09:43
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Double Time [ 14900 / 27000 ] Victory March [ 14900 / 72000 ]
Damage calculator
? Hold down "A" or "D" while clicking a unit to add it to the calculator
Attacker [Select] Hotkey: A [Swap]
Defender [Select] Hotkey: D

{{attacker.co.co_name === "Lash" && attacker.power === "S" ? attacker.terrain.terrain_defense * 2 : attacker.terrain.terrain_defense}}

Toggle out of ammo

{{defender.co.co_name === "Lash" && defender.power === "S" ? defender.terrain.terrain_defense * 2 : defender.terrain.terrain_defense}}

Toggle out of ammo
{{damage.minInfo.percent}}% - {{damage.maxInfo.percent}}% {{damage.minInfo.fundsDamage}} - {{damage.maxInfo.fundsDamage}}
@{{defRemainingHP.minHP}}HP {{damage.minCounterInfo.minLuck.counterPercent}}% - {{damage.minCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterPercent}}% @{{defRemainingHP.maxHP}}HP {{damage.maxCounterInfo.minLuck.counterPercent}}% - {{damage.maxCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterPercent}}% {{damage.minCounterInfo.minLuck.counterFundsDamage}} - {{damage.maxCounterInfo.maxLuck.counterFundsDamage}}



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