The ninth worst map ever made
Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 03/16/2006 || Players: 8 || Size: 40x40
Categories: None
Rating: 7.34 in 29 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (03/16/2006 07:51pm | Edited: 03/16/2006 08:03pm):
I was bored tonight, my attention span was nil, I'm stressed, and I had 4 hours of free
time that I didn't need, so I made another one of these maps again. This time, it's 4 vs
4, but as usual, it's not quite the same as when other people make 4 vs 4 maps, as you can
probably see.

I made the team order be 1-2-2-1-1-2-2-1 so it should be about even, I really tried to
keep FTA to a minimum while maintaining chaos, but I may have missed something.

Other than that, there are probably a few other things I should explain...

1. Battleships totally screw over my maps. So each team gets submarines (with APC's
around) to take out early battleships, but I can't get rid of ports because I want landers
to eventually get to other islands.

2. All air units also mess up my maps... so no pre-deployed air units, and only deployed
ones after a team can capture the center.

3. There are 8 primary islands which have hq's, bases, and ports. then there are secondary
islands down the vertical center which are important to get to for funds and building
units. Then I put lots of small islands that are more one-sided mini-battles that you'll
want to win as soon as possible to take funds.

4. Lots of players are mixed up everywhere, I figured it should really promote teamwork,
in that almost any part of the map will have your units near your allies, as well as all
of your enemies.

5. Like my other maps, this CAN be won, it will just take a VERY long time, I estimate a
couple hundred turns, but it's hard to tell because no-one ever actually plays though my
maps to the end anyway... but it is still possible to!

6. BTW, if anyone says "You broke terrain rules" then I break you, because I'm fully aware
that I did, intentionally even, and you all know that.

I think that's it for now, please leave comments on this, you guys always seem to have
very interesting comments for my maps and I'm looking forward to reading them.

EDIT: BTW... in a moment of seriousness... my wrist hurts more and more every time I try
to do one of these maps... with all the clicking... I think I might have a serious problem
here... I'm not sure how much longer I can keep making these maps...
LuminescentSword (03/16/2006 09:04pm):
Hey, um, you broke the terrain rules. Remake the map an- *shot*
Just Another Guy (03/16/2006 09:14pm):
Red Star gets FTA!
Patashu (03/16/2006 10:37pm):
I love the roads flowing into rivers.
MTC (03/17/2006 03:31am):
Did you ever make an eighth worst map ever made? when I search for worst map in the search
I find your 1-7th worst maps, this one and Patashu's "Not really the worst map ever" No
eighth one...

I always like these maps though :)
Nyvelion (03/17/2006 04:21am):
"LuminescentSword (03/17/2006 12:04am):
Hey, um, you broke the terrain rules. Remake the map an- *shot*"

.....

"Just Another Guy (03/17/2006 12:14am):
Red Star gets FTA!"

Red goes fifth, they don't have FTA, and neither does Orange.

"Patashu (03/17/2006 01:37am):
I love the roads flowing into rivers."

thanks! That's one of my favorite terrain rules to break.

"MTC (03/17/2006 06:31am):
Did you ever make an eighth worst map ever made? when I search for worst map in the search
I find your 1-7th worst maps, this one and Patashu's "Not really the worst map ever" No
eighth one...

I always like these maps though :)"

My account get disassotiated awhile ago after I had already reserved the map name "the
eigth worst map ever map", so now I can't work on it until my account is fixed, so I had
to go ahead and make 9 first. Number 8 will come soon!
oomouwmouw (03/20/2006 06:35pm):
we should try to play through one of these...
Nyvelion (03/21/2006 04:10am | Edited: 03/21/2006 03:03pm):
yes we should, would be fun if I could without someone quitting...

on a side note... this was my first map where the first 7 votes were 10's. THEN SOME *******
CAME AND GAVE IT A 1 WITHOUT REVEALING THEMSELVES AND RUINED IT!!!!! That vote
shouldn't count... damn cowards... REVEAL YOURSELVES!
IndirectDragon (03/30/2006 06:34pm):
This one is pretty great,
but it is pretty bad that you lost all your maps...
Rokuwa (04/06/2006 05:37pm):
Nyvelion, your maps have made me a tiny bit crazier. ...Good job. You PWN.
chtxdrgn (05/10/2006 02:29pm | Edited: 02/08/2017 05:38am):

Darkmatt (08/15/2006 03:21am):
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. :O
FiniteStrike (10/01/2006 10:50am):
Wow...not that I have anything against these maps, but...you must be getting rather tired
of making these, hunh?
Nyvelion (11/29/2006 07:28am):
yes, a little



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