The Demented Cartoon Movie Map
Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 04/07/2006 || Players: 2 || Size: 40x40
Categories: Joke
Rating: 8.89 in 47 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (04/07/2006 12:48pm | Edited: 04/07/2006 12:56pm):
IMPORTANT: IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE ACTUAL FLASH MOVIE CALLED "THE DEMENTED CARTOON MOVIE"
THEN THIS MAP AND THIS COMMENT WILL MAKE NO SENSE!!!!!!!1!!one!!

Link to movie is here: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
It's worth the half hour it takes to watch.




That being said, here's a list of the stuff I included from the movie:

1. At the top is the qrrbrbirlbel racetrack, where the 5 racers must crash themselves into
the brick wall, represented by pipe seams. Since there is no cyan color in AWBW, I instead
picked four colors that face right, and made the Yellow unit the only one facing the wrong
way, just like in the movie. Also, the Green Black Bomb represents Fooby The Kamikaze
Watermelon, and the missile silo represents the random H Bomb that the Green car would
normally crash into after missing the wall. The cities outside the racetrack represent the
full audience of this event.

2. In the west is the qrrbrbirlbel park, where two guys play "Toss the H Bomb". (OS and BM
Infantry, BH Black Bomb)
Three other guys search for Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon while trying not to wake up the
nearby Zeeky Bomb. (YC Infantry, GE Black bomb, BH Black Bomb)
The robot guy is doing his strange dance thing but gets hit by a nearby bomb. (BD Mech and
JS Black Bomb)
Two other guys try to get into a rocket so they can go to Mars. (RF Infantry and T Copter)
And finally there's one last guy who accidentally pushes the make the world blow up
button, and then complains about the basis of the movie itself. (BH infantry and OS HQ;
and pretend the BH infantry is complaining about the basis of this map, much like some
people will soon do IRL)

3. In the southwest is the qrrbrbirlbel ocean, where a guy is about to be hit by a tidal
wave (Rivers). The tidal wave will have no effect, but the crane is about to come and drop
him into the water (GS T Copters).
Also, close by, a diver (BH Infantry) searches for the dreaded bubble fish, but finds a
Zeeky Bomb instead (GS Black bomb). If the bomb not does blow him up, he'll be eaten by a
large fish (JS Anti Air).

4. The bottom of the map is self-explanatory if you watched the movie. HAPPY END! indeed.

5. Near the center of the map is "Evil Blah's Evil Lair Type House Thing!". Inside, Evil
Blah (BH Tank) is about to activate his "Weird evil Machine thing o' doom" (GS HQ), with
Crazy Scientist Blah (GE Mech) and his henchmen (BD Infantry). However, Super Blah (JS
Bomber) has come to stop him, but must first get around Crazy Scientist Blah's "Mr.
Generic Blunt Object" (Pipeline), and then he must free the generic damsel (JS APC), who
was created by the Auto Damsel Maker (JS factory), before she is dropped into the pit of
despair type stuff (Reef).

6. Next door to the right, the two dude guys (AB Infantry) watch the TV (Port), which
shows them everything else going on in the Movie/Map. Behind them are buildings that may
inexplictly fall down like dominoes into a random Mr. Rocket (Silo).

7. Above the dude guy's house, the qrrbrbirlbel theater is trying to show "Romeo and
Juliet". However, Juliet (BM infantry) keeps throwing H Bombs (Silos) at Romeo (GE
infantry), who must be revived using the Auto Romeo Maker (GE factory). The director (RF
Mech) is trying to get Juliet to stop doing that.

8. To the left of that theater, is another stage where some idiot is intentionally trying
to cause nuclear explosions while two guys try uselessly to stop him. I depicted this
using an artillery that will blast away the pipe seam, unlocking the BH Black bombs, while
the two nearby infantry can do nothing.

9. With what little space there was left; to the right of the park, is the dumb guy who
drives into a wall, who is shortly followed by Fooby The Kamikaze Watermelon, as two guys
witness the Kamikazeness.



That's all I had room to show from the Demented Cartoon Movie, should adequately satisfy
the requests I got from one of my other maps.

Lastly, the Glitch Map Goddess will be sad if she sees people who comment on this map
stating the obvious stuff like "This map is unplayable!" or "FTA!" or "The neutral units
will disappear!", and then give 1's based on their ignorance.
Patashu (04/07/2006 03:38pm):
HAPPY END!
golden_cow2 (04/07/2006 04:47pm):
No Grees Mag Div (SP?), hell load of guys saying "blah", or Mr. Weight references? PHAIL!
Nyvelion (04/07/2006 05:39pm):
"golden_cow2 (04/07/2006 07:47pm):
No Grees Mag Div (SP?), hell load of guys saying "blah", or Mr. Weight references? PHAIL! "

I included all I could fit... I tried to get as much important stuff as possible... (And
it's "Gleeg Snag Zip")
dagamer1989 (04/07/2006 09:10pm):
OMG! DCM map!

I think someone deserves a LOLipop.
Evil Lord Canas (04/08/2006 02:59am):
Lawl, this wins.
S (04/08/2006 06:04pm):
This is one of the funniest maps I have seen. HAHAHAHAHAHA! OOPS!!! Allow me to go
stich up my side.
oomouwmouw (04/09/2006 04:55pm):
lol

All your base R. belong to us
LuminescentSword (04/15/2006 07:40am):
This map wins.

My favorite part is definitely the artillery and the two infantry (AKA Zeeky Boogy Doog
guy and two stage crew people).
IndirectDragon (04/15/2006 09:37am):
yay! I love that flash!!
BoltStorm (04/23/2006 08:00pm):
I SAID HELL YEAH. Instant Tennage.
Zero_X_Axl (05/03/2006 02:41pm):
Infinity/10
Seriously, dude. YOU ROCK!!!
Inferno IV (05/21/2006 03:50pm):
Winwinwin/10
Shaky_Alliance01 (05/23/2006 07:00pm):
ZEEKY BUGGY DOOG!
Aulakauss (06/26/2006 04:09pm):
It's Zeeky Boogie Doog! Gah! I love TDCM. This owns.
RandomUse (07/06/2006 05:12am | Edited: 07/11/2006 03:31am):
Zeeky Boogy Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog... *crash*.
There is no sense. Zeeky booky doog blows thingys. But only stupid plane crashed. WTF. *boom*
Okay that was stupid.
BlackBelt (08/15/2006 12:29am):
OMG that was the biggest waste of time. I lost 30mins of my life i can never get back to
that horrible film. Thx Nyvelion :P 10/10 lol..................p.s. the world
is killing each other just like that but in better graphics and better reasons, good
metaphor for a caotic world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PyRo_VeX (12/09/2006 08:17am):
Me too I just wasted 30mins that went on forever!

10/10 though
Tyrael (10/11/2007 07:38pm):
This is pointless. Some idiot will come by and say "zeeky boogy doop" and then we'll all -
EXPLOSION-


OMEGAlixer (12/16/2007 02:08am | Edited: 12/16/2007 02:11am):
i love interjections. i have so much at my disposal for any situation. blah, zeeky boogie doog,
gleeg snap zig, and my faviorite and only few people know what im talking about,
OBJECTION!!!!! (i punched the letters on my keyboard for emphases)
love this map, awosomeness/10.

i object to anyone who gives it less than a 10. i also object to life but mostly anyone who
gave it less than a 10.

Legava (01/07/2008 07:12pm):
This map is unplayable. 10!

Great job.
altzan (10/26/2009 11:52am):
You have WAYYYY to much time on your hands.
Great map, great flash.

10/10

And also FTAFTAFTAFTA
Ploumeur (11/14/2009 04:28am | Edited: 11/14/2009 04:29am):
Blah?

[head explodes]

10/10
chrisdaboss (11/20/2009 09:57pm):
10/10,
BEST 10-40 MINUTES THAT I WASTED IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. This map is unplayable!
P.S.S. FTA!
P.S.S.S. The neutral units will disappear!
P.S.S.S.S. Great map!
P.S.S.S.S.S. I like pie!!
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. I like pi!! (3.1415927...)
pen (12/08/2012 01:08am | Edited: 12/08/2012 01:11am):
I watched the video, it did not make any more sense...
pen (07/25/2014 12:23am | Edited: 08/01/2014 12:36am):
That said, this map represents the movie (or whatever you'd call it) quite well.

The younger me (above comment) thought that it was one of the most bizarre things that he'll ever
see on the internet. This past year and a half had proven me very, very wrong.
kostar| (01/24/2017 10:01pm):
like your joke's maps, nyvelion
Nyvelion (05/24/2018 04:09pm):
Thank you!
Raedel (01/25/2025 02:19am):
Absolute cinema or whatever the hell the kids say.



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