The tenth worst map ever made
Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 04/09/2006 || Players: 8 || Size: 40x40
Categories: None
Rating: 6.79 in 14 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (04/09/2006 10:08am | Edited: 04/09/2006 12:43pm):
As usual, here is my nonsensical comment that goes with my usual nonsensical map. Most
of the stuff that applies here applies to my other maps, so go look at those if haven't
already by going to “search maps:” and typing “worst map ever made”. (If you haven't seen
them yet... why not?)

The main difference here with the tenth worst map ever made, is that it's almost entirely
combat based. Right at the start, everyone can fight anyone and several points of the map,
allowing lots of action and fast charged power bars from the start. Then, if anyone plays
for more than a few turns, it's still technically possible to win by rout, as everyone
gets a port on day 4 and can access almost anywhere on the map with a navy after the
initial battle ends, though you can only land on one of the eight main islands, or the
four small islands made of shoals where APC's and indirects can be placed, kind of as a
checkpoint. Not that anyone ever plays my maps to the end, but I'm leaving it as an option
anyway so that this map is still playable, though obviously won't be nominated for any
tournaments anytime soon. (Though, an unofficial tournament with only my maps would be
awesome < 3 ).




Also, I'd like to add that while I still appreciate and find humorous most of the comments
I get to my maps, a few messages I've gotten lately have gone a little too far. For
example, though I get it a lot, saying something like “What were you thinking when you
made this??” or “Are you insane??” are ok to say, as are “you are awesome!” and “you are
god!” (I've gotten all four of those at least 3 times btw, I didn't make it up).
However, a couple messages have gone a little too far... at first it was during the time
between the seventh and ninth worst maps ever made where I got two private messages
from different people I didn't know asking to marry me, one being from a girl who thought I
was a guy (!) and another from a guy who thought I was a guy (?!). Those were both very
awkward situations... Then it got worse, I've gotten one comment, one private message, and
one MSN messenger message from different people regarding things of a... sexual
manner... and that's going too far (and I'm only 15! So the answer will be “no”
anyway!), I understand if you like my maps a lot, but don't go that far with it... a
simple “I like your maps, you get 10/10” is good too.
I know most people would know what not to say, but I just wanted to prevent it from
happening again, so it needed to be said.

(This map is copyrighted by Nyvelion/The Mighty Kunoichi/The Glitch Map Goddess)
Codym (04/09/2006 11:32am):
My eyes...
oomouwmouw (04/09/2006 05:50pm):
Hachi would need to be banned to prevent people from taking airports
Nyvelion (04/09/2006 05:53pm):
well yeah... there are a LOT of CO's that should be banned for various reasons... Hachi,
Grit, Colin, Sensei, Sasha, Andy, Hawke, Drake, Eagle, Olaf, Sonja (Just for being
annoying), maybe Jess... it's usually just safe to ban everyone except Adder, Koal, and Grimm.
cjnchimaera (04/11/2006 06:01pm | Edited: 05/14/2006 07:35pm):
im actually gonna play to the end

EDIT: unless of course the game disappers :P

10/10

oomouwmouw (06/21/2006 10:41pm | Edited: 06/21/2006 10:41pm):
o yeah... I forgot to add. OMG FTA!!! lol still 10/10 though haha
Losanda (07/02/2006 02:36pm):
ARGS, MY BRAIN!!!!...

10/10

Just started a game, anyone hop in!
Pit Lord20 (07/02/2006 04:00pm):
i would have to say this is the WORST map ANYWHERE i can't even think of how wierd this
game would be 1/10
nyvelion2 (07/10/2006 05:11am):
You just failed at life, Pit Lord20.
Brio (07/29/2006 07:00am):
well, the title always go vice & versa.
Too much randomness.
nyvelion2, Pit Lord20 has his opinions, so let him decide.

jenkins (10/05/2006 12:23pm):
Opinions are taken by an attendant whenever you're in Nyvelion's presence.

This would be even better on the GBA...pity I can't actually make it there...

10/10
blanci1 (01/19/2008 08:36pm):
Very artistic and colourful....would make a nice warm framed picture. Reminds me of a Galt
jigsaw puzzle. I guess i ll try one of these demented maps one day..but not yet...first, i m
gonna see if i can find comments from people who have actually played it, and see whether
they have gone loopy :)
coolman1250 (01/19/2008 10:05pm):
I hate naval battles but this looks fun so I give it a 10
Armageddon07 (05/08/2009 04:46pm):
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Comments:
Nyvelion (04/09/2006 10:08am):
As usual, here is my nonsensical comment that goes with my usual nonsensical map. Most
of the stuff that applies here applies to my other maps, so go look at those if haven't
already by going to “search maps:” and typing “worst map ever
made”. (If you haven't seen
them yet... why not?)

The main difference here with the tenth worst map ever made, is that it's almost entirely
combat based. Right at the start, everyone can fight anyone and several points of the map,
allowing lots of action and fast charged power bars from the start. Then, if anyone plays
for more than a few turns, it's still technically possible to win by rout, as everyone
gets a port on day 4 and can access almost anywhere on the map with a navy after the
initial battle ends, though you can only land on one of the eight main islands, or the
four small islands made of shoals where APC's and indirects can be placed, kind of as a
checkpoint. Not that anyone ever plays my maps to the end, but I'm leaving it as an option
anyway so that this map is still playable, though obviously won't be nominated for any
tournaments anytime soon. (Though, an unofficial tournament with only my maps would be
awesome < 3 ).




Also, I'd like to add that while I still appreciate and find humorous most of the comments
I get to my maps, a few messages I've gotten lately have gone a little too far. For
example, though I get it a lot, saying something like “What were you thinking when you
made this??” or “Are you insane??” are ok to say, as are “you
are awesome!” and “you are
god!” (I've gotten all four of those at least 3 times btw, I didn't make it up).
However, a couple messages have gone a little too far... at first it was during the time
between the seventh and ninth worst maps ever made where I got two private messages
from different people I didn't know asking to marry me, one being from a girl who thought I
was a guy (!) and another from a guy who thought I was a guy (?!). Those were both very
awkward situations... Then it got worse, I've gotten one comment, one private message, and
one MSN messenger message from different people regarding things of a... sexual
manner... and that's going too far (and I'm only 15! So the answer will be “no”
anyway!), I understand if you like my maps a lot, but don't go that far with it... a
simple “I like your maps, you get 10/10” is good too.
I know most people would know what not to say, but I just wanted to prevent it from
happening again, so it needed to be said.

(This map is copyrighted by Nyvelion/The Mighty Kunoichi/The Glitch Map Goddess)
Last Edited on 04/09/2006 12:43pm
Codym (04/09/2006 11:32am):
My eyes...
oomouwmouw (04/09/2006 05:50pm):
Hachi would need to be banned to prevent people from taking airports
Nyvelion (04/09/2006 05:53pm):
well yeah... there are a LOT of CO's that should be banned for various reasons... Hachi,
Grit, Colin, Sensei, Sasha, Andy, Hawke, Drake, Eagle, Olaf, Sonja (Just for being
annoying), maybe Jess... it's usually just safe to ban everyone except Adder, Koal, and Grimm.
cjnchimaera (04/11/2006 06:01pm):
im actually gonna play to the end

EDIT: unless of course the game disappers :P

10/10

Last Edited on 05/14/2006 07:35pm
oomouwmouw (06/21/2006 10:41pm):
o yeah... I forgot to add. OMG FTA!!! lol still 10/10 though haha
Last Edited on 06/21/2006 10:41pm
Losanda (07/02/2006 02:36pm):
ARGS, MY BRAIN!!!!...

10/10

Just started a game, anyone hop in!
Pit Lord20 (07/02/2006 04:00pm):
i would have to say this is the WORST map ANYWHERE i can't even think of how wierd this
game would be 1/10
nyvelion2 (07/10/2006 05:11am):
You just failed at life, Pit Lord20.
Brio (07/29/2006 07:00am):
well, the title always go vice & versa.
Too much randomness.
nyvelion2, Pit Lord20 has his opinions, so let him decide.

jenkins (10/05/2006 12:23pm):
Opinions are taken by an attendant whenever you're in Nyvelion's presence.

This would be even better on the GBA...pity I can't actually make it there...

10/10
blanci1 (01/19/2008 08:36pm):
Very artistic and colourful....would make a nice warm framed picture. Reminds me of a Galt
jigsaw puzzle. I guess i ll try one of these demented maps one day..but not yet...first, i m
gonna see if i can find comments from people who have actually played it, and see whether
they have gone loopy :)
coolman1250 (01/19/2008 10:05pm):
I hate naval battles but this looks fun so I give it a 10

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Nyvelion (04/09/2014 06:28am):
"nyvelion2, Pit Lord20 has his opinions, so let him decide. "

Yes, and I have opinion of him, and now I have one of you too.



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