Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 06/29/2006 || Players: 2 || Size: 40x40
Categories: Joke
Rating: 7.60 in 25 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (06/29/2006 07:23am | Edited: 06/29/2006 07:25am):
OS infantry has to run away from the BM megatank, without stopping to take BM cities, as
the BM megatank will always be 1 space too far back to attack. The OS megatanks don't
have enough ammo to break through the right side, so they must wait until the OS infantry
arrives to get the cities to resupply them, and then OS can go on the offensive to take
out the BM megatank.

If anyone can figure out how many turns it takes for OS to beat BM given best play by both
sides, you get 250 Nyv points.
RDS (06/29/2006 07:26am):
Hmm, when I saw the minimap I though this would be another of your chokepoint maps, but
it's even better than that. I have no idea how many turns that would take though...
Starstorm (06/29/2006 08:29am):
hey...uhh...those OS Megatanks will never bust through the pipeseams.
they run outta ammo
RDS (06/29/2006 08:37am):
They burst through the first few, then you can move them from the cities, infantry runs
in, captures the cities and voila a depot to resupply your tanks.
Nyvelion (06/29/2006 01:59pm):
exactly... the OS megatanks aren't supposed to get all the way through... that's the whole
point... they depend on the OS infantry to get the cities for supplies...
sirfuxalot (06/30/2006 11:36pm):
You are so dumb. WTF. The megatanks will run out of supplies real soon. Also, there is no
way for anyone to win.
Nyvelion (07/01/2006 04:44am | Edited: 07/01/2006 04:45am):
Megatanks get resupplied on cities... which were intentionally spaced in a way that a
MegaTank can always get to the next one without running out of fuel... so think about that
before callig someone dumb...

And in addition, I hate your name.
RDS (07/02/2006 04:28am):
sirfuxalot, you're dumb, cities resuplly the units and are exactly at the end of each
maximum movement range. Therefore nothing runs out of fuel.
lazernerd (07/20/2006 10:14am):
a 1000 turn map ...lol
twindragons (08/01/2006 12:05pm):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow... thats a really funny map. I might want to try it
BlackBelt (08/15/2006 12:48am):
it takes os infintry 250 turns to get to his base, an extra 35 to cross the mountians, 50
turns to get through the pipes and after that its up to what bm tank does. oh damb i lost
count!!!!!!! oh well i just have to start over for those points lol just kidding!
oomouwmouw (08/21/2006 05:32pm | Edited: 08/27/2006 02:03am):
Still a lot of unknowns... (weather would be one, and luck would be another...)

13+((18*41)/3)=259 to get to the forest above the right most pipeseem
259+34+1=294 to capture a city
294+1=295 to resupply one megatank
295+3=298 to get to the pipeseem where it last ran out of ammo.
12+3+3+3+3+3+2
298+3+4+4+5+5+5=324 time to bust through 35 pipeseems and have one megatank move up to the
edge of the forests.
324+261+2=587 to chase the BM megatank all the way back and kill in 2 days (asuming BM
megatank attacks the OS megatank).

(I assumed that the BM megatank did not try busting through any
pipeseems)


FiniteStrike (10/01/2006 09:41am):
And I guess there's no way for Jess's guage to fill either..
amthc356 (10/20/2006 09:40pm):
Sturm's a ban, right?
nyvelion2 (11/15/2006 10:23am):
yes of course sturm is a ban
Diabl0658 (11/19/2007 04:49am):
cant the megatanks just machinegun throught the pipes?
OMEGAlixer (12/11/2007 12:27am):
wow. i can't believe how dumb that sirfuxalot was. even a retard that has played the game
would know what you're talking about
Scebboaliwiw (12/13/2007 05:12pm):
Ya know, if you move your head a bit, it's kinda like an optical illusion.
jpegshinobi (03/08/2009 02:43pm):
yet another horrible map. CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF ME WHY DON'T YA??
Falconewing (05/12/2009 09:29pm):
yay. Nell time---hold on..Her SCOP cant charge up...RUN FOOL
pen (03/27/2012 05:39pm):
You guys are taking a joke map a bit too seriously...
sniper06 (12/04/2012 08:14am):
lol idt hachi is os or bm always it would be cool if unit 14 unit dies equivalent to SCOP then use it
boom tank or neotank it might be a real run fool or they buy infant to get it the problem is the pipe i
count the pipes but its too many if its 12 ohh shiit game over XDD ill give ya better ratings if yu
remove the plenty of pipe to 12(think about this if amigo sees and blabbering yu ill thrash his
maps away to the trash can boom XDD)
Nyvelion (01/08/2013 06:07pm):
I can't read your comment.



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