Creator: Z3K3 || First Published: N/A || Players: 12 || Size: 19x18










































































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Z3K3 (10/28/2024 12:57pm | Edited: 10/28/2024 05:40pm):
[FOG] The Harfoots have devastated the land, feeding off of every last morsel like a swarm of locusts. Galadriel has continued to play into Sauron's hands and like a rage filled Mr. Bean caricature she has enabled him to forge the Ring while creating a sick HQ for him. "You Have Not Seen What I Have Seen," she keeps repeating to anyone who questions her. While the elves were looking in the mirror and spouting long phrases of poetic allegorical nonsense, they were killed. Elrond and that other guy continued to abuse their fast-travel between capital cities on foot making sure to skip the loading time. The Orcs, near genocided by the Elves, have been working on a sunscreen cream that will jumpstart their liberation of Middle Earth in devastating and tropically scented manner. The Dwarves haven't been answering their door but if you put your ear to it, the loud muffled thumbs and bumps of partying and music can be heard. Not-Gandalf [https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=BGkuVwTsdcc] so that he doesn't have to interact with the rest of the cast while the Harfoots feed and gather for him incessantly. Sauron is readying his army to free the land of the dystopian clown regime of the Numenoreans who continue to not take him seriously despite a volcano erupting and someone cautioning, "Yo, that volcano is the freshly minted fortress citadel command center of that guy we bullied and he is mad." "The Sea is Always Right!" the Numenoreans predictably chanted in response. Suddenly, Jackie Chan was confused. Map FAQs: "How am I to know which light to follow?" Answer: "Sometimes we cannot know until we have touched the darkness..." Strategy Suggestion: "For Centuries, They Have Swept Across Craig And Crevice, Washing Away The Last Remnants Of Our Enemy Like Spring Rain Over The Bones Of A Dead Animal." Be like They. or Craig & Crevy, they seem cool. "One does not simply rate this map anything but!" |
ShiningForce4 (10/28/2024 02:55pm):
Why are only 2 nations allowed near the missles. |
Raedel (10/28/2024 05:40pm):
Downvoted bcoz Rings of Power 👇🤓 |
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