Creator: voltcs || First Published: 09/19/2006 || Players: 4 || Size: 15x15
Categories: None
Rating: 1.00 in 2 ratings
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Comments:
voltcs (09/19/2006 09:45pm):
Adder: Hold on there!

?????: Hm?

Adder: Flak and I want to know who the hell are you!

Flak: Actually, I really-

Adder: Shut up. Anyway, show yourself! You won't be able to hide that face for a long time!

?????: ... Very well...

Flak: STURM?!

?????: Actually, it's-

Adder: I thought you were dead!

?????: If you give me a moment-

Flak: Oh my lord, save us all!

?????: I'M NOT STURM!!! It's just a mask of my so- er... person I don't know in my entire life.

Adder: Then why are you pretending to be Sturm? Why are you taking over Black Hole?

?????: Look, it's not something I really want to do, but it must be done.

Adder: What must be done? You better give us an explanation about why you look like
Sturm? Why you're taking his position? In fact, take that mask off!

?????: What? Why? Aw, come on! It's mine, get your own!

Adder: It belongs to our former ruler, now give it!

?????: All right, fine. But you won't like. There, I took it off.

Adder: What the f*cking hell?!

Flak: STURM IS A GIRL?!?!

?????: Told you. And Sturm is not my name. It's... SM.

Adder: SM? What kind of a name is that?

SM: Look, we've been talking an awfully long time. Yet, haven't you noticed they're already
to capture the BH pipe facility?

Adder: Aw, what the?!

Flak: Is that bad?

SM: No wonder you guys are losing badly to these AN cupcakes.

Adder: AN cupcakes? What kind of BH ruler are you?

SM: Oh, umm... a cute one.

Adder: ... I hate my job.

SM: Flakky! Get your butt to the command room. I want you to stop those baffoons from
knowing my secret... NOW!!!

Flak: I... don't... know... everyone... anymore...

Adder: What secret?

SM: You're not even worth telling. Now, go prepare the BH project. I have a feeling Flak will
lose.

Adder: Tell me about it.

SM: Oh, and don't forget to clean my shovel!

Adder: BH got taken over by a crazed female psycho, what else can happen? Flak, how is
the commanding going?

Flak: Ugh...

Adder: FLAK?! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THE COMMAND SCREEN BLANKLY? GET TO
WORK!!!

Flak: Uhh... huh? Oh, no!
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You know who's behind this, now try fighting further for what the ruler is up to! Capture the
HQ! Routing is possible, but not recommended!
Naelok (09/20/2006 04:02pm):
Epic storyline and awesome map design.

... Nah, I'm shitting you. 1/10.
Shadow Star (09/20/2006 06:55pm):
well, the story is kinda interesting, the map, sucks, whats GE supposed to do?
and it woudl take forever to bust the pipeseam.

Patashu Mapmule I (09/21/2006 12:53am):
Assuming GE, OS and BM are on a team, GE can spam piperunners forever with no
retaliation (Black Hole has no bases nor indirects)



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