Reclaim the skies
Creator: FunkyChunk || First Published: 10/03/2007 || Players: 1 || Size: 12x9
Categories: Joke
Rating: 6.88 in 8 ratings
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Comments:
FunkyChunk (10/03/2007 11:32pm):
Based on, but not identical to the 4th map in the normal campaign of Advance Wars Dual Stike.

Orange Star should play as Rachel, and Black Hole should play as Jugger.

STORY:

Rachel: "Hey Jake, check it out, there are black hole forces here!"
Jake: "Oh, snap! Ya'll best chiggidy-check that place out, dawg! Word to your mother!"
Max: "Grah! Ungh! Furgh! Max needs steroids!"
Rachel: "GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE"

Meanwhile:

Jugger: "Bzzt... I'm a robot, lulz"
Rachel: "ZOMG! You black hole guys ambushed us, we're at a tactical disadvantage here
despite the fact that we're surrounding your forces!"
Jugger: "Flak ripoff lol"
Jake: "Yo B-boy, that fo real dog! Best bring out the jelly, cause I'm on a roll!"
Jugger: "You have no chance to survive make your time"
Rachel: "OH NOES! THERE'S A MISSLE COMING OUR WAY THAT WILL LAND HERE IN 30 MINUTES! OH
GOD WHAT DO WE DO?!"
Peppy: "Do a barrel roll!"

##Day 1##
Rachel: "Oh my, this is so very stressful... I have to think and do stuff at the same
time, but I only have 30 minutes to complete a map that I could easily finish in 1 minute!
This is a very difficult game, oh dear!"

##Day 2##
Rachel: "Oh no, things are looking grim for me here!"
Grimm: "HAR"

--Victory:--
Rachel: "Wow I won! yrtljfahgadgkhfdlkgj/!!!"
Jake: "Yeah boy! You should get all up in Black Hole's grill and be like, 'what now
bitchez?!'"
Rachel: "I concur!"

--Loss:--
Rahcel: "WTF THIS GAME CHEETZ I CANT BELIEVE I BOUGHT IT FOR $40 ON EBAY ADVANCE WARS 1
WAZ MORE BALANCED BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAVE MEGATANKS AKA GAME-RUINING TANKS THAT RUIN THE
GAME CAUSE THEY'RE IMBALANCED AND GAY BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL WTF"


i suck.
BadFurDay (10/04/2007 01:40am):
Uh... right... do you realize that OS can decimate BH by turn one and win by turn 2 since
they play first?...
FunkyChunk (10/04/2007 01:45am):
That's basically the whole point.

It's based on the 4th mission in the AWDS normal campaign, wherein you're given 30 minutes
to complete a map you can win in a couple turns.
BadFurDay (10/04/2007 02:19am | Edited: 10/04/2007 02:21am):
Oh right, joke map... I don't get it though, but the fact that I didn't play much AWDS
(thought it was awful) might explain that. Or maybe I'm just retarded, which is more probable.

EDIT: Oh right, I actually bothered reading the comment (6:30AM, just woke up, grumpy as
hell, forgive me for not reading it before). Got a chuckle out of me. Man, where's my bed
when I need it... ah right, at work :(
FunkyChunk (10/04/2007 02:30am):
I like AWDS, I just think the campaign mode is a complete mess.
Prince_Ludwig (10/08/2007 07:06pm):
Yay. I won. :P
FunkyChunk (10/08/2007 07:14pm):
You have to admit though, it was a very close game...
Prince_Ludwig (10/09/2007 10:03pm):
I want to do a game where OS loses on purpose. :P
Falconewing (07/16/2009 06:19pm):
I lost this map on my AWDS cuz i went pas the 30 minute limit. :(
Reylly (08/29/2009 07:32pm):
10 for barrel roll



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