Creator: DuelStriker2 || First Published: 11/12/2007 || Players: 2 || Size: 13x5
| Categories: Joke | ||
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DuelStriker2 (11/12/2007 03:04pm):
Yes, that's right. EVERY CO IS BROKEN ON THIS MAP. Reasons for each CO being broken: Adder: Extra movement for those units is overpowered. Andy: Hyper Repair is broken. Colin: Lots of cities for his COP to be abused. Drake: OMG there's water. Eagle: There's airports. Flak: Flak is just broken because extra luck is overpowered. Grimm: High offense combined with FTA for the megatanks will be abused here. Grit: There's a 1 space chokepoint in the center of the map. Hachi: There's tons of cities so his SCOP will be abused. Hawke: He likes black coffee, and damage powers are evil. Jake: There's plains. Javier: There's comm towers. Jess: She's good with tanks and there are megtanks. She can also resupply those naval units with her powers. Jugger: Same as Flak, but Jugger is a robot as well, so he's twice as broken. Kanbei: High offense and defense can be a problm in the center. Kindle: There's properties on the map. Koal: There's a road. Lash: There's mountains. Max: His tanks are too strong and can break the center chokepoint too easily. Nell: Luck is always overpowered. Olaf: He can make it snow. Rachel: Covering Fire can severely damage the units in the ocean. Sami: There's bases in range of eachother and Victory March can capture them easily. Sasha: There's lots of cities so her COP wil be overused. Sensei: There's lots of cities to deploy infantry from. Sonja: There's reefs and forests. Sturm: He can cross the center forest easily with super recons. Von Bolt: He's too old. Now to play on this, EVERY CO NEEDS TO BE BANNED. |
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BadFurDay (11/12/2007 04:40pm):
Koal is broken even without roads >:( |
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FunkyChunk (11/12/2007 04:51pm):
Koal on a map without any roads is still better than Adder, because Koal can easily intimidate a human opponent with the mental threat of increased damage on roads. |
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DuelStriker (11/12/2007 04:54pm):
QUIET YOU TWO. There's also a bridge, which you guys failed to notice. |
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nerd-boy (11/12/2007 08:30pm):
OH MY GOD DUELSTRIKER YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT~! |
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funwes (11/12/2007 08:34pm):
Von Bolt: He's too old. I think you mean he gets broken easily, not broken on this map |
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DuelStriker (11/12/2007 08:36pm):
No, he's so old that he's broken. Can you not see it? |
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funwes (11/12/2007 08:43pm):
>_> yes...but didn't he die already, or what not? So he's permanently broken? |
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DuelStriker (11/12/2007 08:44pm):
He's on the site so he's obviously still alive. And yes, EX MACHINA IS EXTREMELY BROKEN. |
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funwes (11/12/2007 08:48pm):
What?! We HAVE to stop him! Get Andy in here NOW! ... He's learning about airports now? Damn. Then give me Sami, she'll do fine. |
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Lord Doom (11/13/2007 07:19pm):
epic. |
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punyinfantry (11/14/2007 12:05am):
XD |
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Billten (11/14/2007 01:30pm):
Or you could play without powers? |
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blubajoo (11/14/2007 02:31pm):
Should that be a joke? |
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Tagakitil (11/14/2007 06:09pm):
such limitations... power struggle due to high chances of being the same CO as your opponent and FTA would give the win. |
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DuelStriker (11/14/2007 07:49pm):
Yeah, I mean, this isn't a joke map or anything. |
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jamjule97 (11/14/2007 08:36pm):
the map burns my eyes |
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DuelStriker (11/14/2007 09:17pm):
And your maps burn mine... |
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Downfall (11/14/2007 10:38pm):
Is that an APC in the ocean? |
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Raldow (11/15/2007 05:22pm):
Ok. And, how are we supposed to play on a map as crazy as you are? |
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DuelStriker (11/15/2007 05:42pm):
People obviously don't understand the 'JOKE' aspect of this map. |
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Higurashi (11/17/2007 12:34am):
You suck. |
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Genius (11/17/2007 01:44am):
stfu higurashi ur name sucks and this map teh pwnzor!!! i loves it |
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DuelStriker (11/17/2007 08:30am):
Higurashi (11/17/2007 12:34am): You suck. You obviously didn't read the first map comment. Also, saying that my second account sucks doesn't really offend me. |
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Tyrael (11/17/2007 03:50pm):
Lol, your clone sux. |
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DuelStriker (11/22/2007 08:26am):
This map has a 4.10 in 21 ratings :( Even though the information given in the first comment is completely correct? :( |
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quickeh (11/22/2007 01:12pm):
truly a CHAMPION AMONG MAPS; this baby calls for a congressional medal of honor i tell ya! |
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Grand Poobah Marx (11/24/2007 12:59pm):
wanna play much. |
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Darth Hawke (11/29/2007 10:37pm):
Holy Crap! I just looked twice at it, and it's so awesome! Beyond awesome, more liek 1337 4W350M3! |
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DuelStriker (11/30/2007 09:07pm):
Ok, just because I called your joke map dumb, doesn't mean that you shoukd come and do the same to mine. |
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Nyvelion (07/05/2016 02:43pm):
So this conversation is the origin of "Koal is broken"! At long last I have found it! |
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Nyvelion (07/05/2016 02:49pm):
I was just thinking about it because I remember around 2009 one of my greatest moments on AWBW was defeating some idiot named Psychoman or something in Koal vs Adder. That shut him up so quickly that I think he quit AWBW. |
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BattleshipInALakeMeme (11/01/2020 09:41am):
PLOT TWIST: When everyone is broken, no one is. |
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Alex11 (07/21/2021 02:14pm):
i don“t understand why von volt is too old when is every CO is overpower there .-. 10/10 |
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