Creator: DuelStriker2 || First Published: 11/12/2007 || Players: 2 || Size: 13x5
Categories: Joke
Rating: 6.30 in 46 ratings
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Comments:
DuelStriker2 (11/12/2007 03:04pm):
Yes, that's right. EVERY CO IS BROKEN ON THIS MAP.
Reasons for each CO being broken:
Adder: Extra movement for those units is overpowered.
Andy: Hyper Repair is broken.
Colin: Lots of cities for his COP to be abused.
Drake: OMG there's water.
Eagle: There's airports.
Flak: Flak is just broken because extra luck is overpowered.
Grimm: High offense combined with FTA for the megatanks will be abused here.
Grit: There's a 1 space chokepoint in the center of the map.
Hachi: There's tons of cities so his SCOP will be abused.
Hawke: He likes black coffee, and damage powers are evil.
Jake: There's plains.
Javier: There's comm towers.
Jess: She's good with tanks and there are megtanks. She can also resupply those naval
units with her powers.
Jugger: Same as Flak, but Jugger is a robot as well, so he's twice as broken.
Kanbei: High offense and defense can be a problm in the center.
Kindle: There's properties on the map.
Koal: There's a road.
Lash: There's mountains.
Max: His tanks are too strong and can break the center chokepoint too easily.
Nell: Luck is always overpowered.
Olaf: He can make it snow.
Rachel: Covering Fire can severely damage the units in the ocean.
Sami: There's bases in range of eachother and Victory March can capture them easily.
Sasha: There's lots of cities so her COP wil be overused.
Sensei: There's lots of cities to deploy infantry from.
Sonja: There's reefs and forests.
Sturm: He can cross the center forest easily with super recons.
Von Bolt: He's too old.

Now to play on this, EVERY CO NEEDS TO BE BANNED.


BadFurDay (11/12/2007 04:40pm):
Koal is broken even without roads >:(
FunkyChunk (11/12/2007 04:51pm):
Koal on a map without any roads is still better than Adder, because Koal can easily
intimidate a human opponent with the mental threat of increased damage on roads.
DuelStriker (11/12/2007 04:54pm):
QUIET YOU TWO. There's also a bridge, which you guys failed to notice.
nerd-boy (11/12/2007 08:30pm):
OH MY GOD DUELSTRIKER YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT~!
funwes (11/12/2007 08:34pm):
Von Bolt: He's too old.


I think you mean he gets broken easily, not broken on this map
DuelStriker (11/12/2007 08:36pm):
No, he's so old that he's broken. Can you not see it?
funwes (11/12/2007 08:43pm):
>_> yes...but didn't he die already, or what not? So he's permanently broken?
DuelStriker (11/12/2007 08:44pm):
He's on the site so he's obviously still alive. And yes, EX MACHINA IS EXTREMELY BROKEN.
funwes (11/12/2007 08:48pm):
What?! We HAVE to stop him! Get Andy in here NOW!

...

He's learning about airports now? Damn. Then give me Sami, she'll do fine.
Lord Doom (11/13/2007 07:19pm):
epic.
punyinfantry (11/14/2007 12:05am):
XD
Billten (11/14/2007 01:30pm):
Or you could play without powers?
blubajoo (11/14/2007 02:31pm):
Should that be a joke?
Tagakitil (11/14/2007 06:09pm):
such limitations... power struggle due to high chances of being the same CO as your
opponent and FTA would give the win.
DuelStriker (11/14/2007 07:49pm):
Yeah, I mean, this isn't a joke map or anything.
jamjule97 (11/14/2007 08:36pm):
the map burns my eyes

DuelStriker (11/14/2007 09:17pm):
And your maps burn mine...
Downfall (11/14/2007 10:38pm):
Is that an APC in the ocean?
Raldow (11/15/2007 05:22pm):
Ok. And, how are we supposed to play on a map as crazy as you are?
DuelStriker (11/15/2007 05:42pm):
People obviously don't understand the 'JOKE' aspect of this map.
Higurashi (11/17/2007 12:34am):
You suck.
Genius (11/17/2007 01:44am):
stfu higurashi ur name sucks and this map teh pwnzor!!! i loves it
DuelStriker (11/17/2007 08:30am):
Higurashi (11/17/2007 12:34am):
You suck.

You obviously didn't read the first map comment. Also, saying that my second account
sucks doesn't really offend me.
Tyrael (11/17/2007 03:50pm):
Lol, your clone sux.
DuelStriker (11/22/2007 08:26am):
This map has a 4.10 in 21 ratings :(

Even though the information given in the first comment is completely correct? :(
quickeh (11/22/2007 01:12pm):
truly a CHAMPION AMONG MAPS; this baby calls for a congressional medal of honor i tell ya!
Grand Poobah Marx (11/24/2007 12:59pm):
wanna play much.
Darth Hawke (11/29/2007 10:37pm):
Holy Crap! I just looked twice at it, and it's so awesome! Beyond awesome, more liek 1337
4W350M3!
DuelStriker (11/30/2007 09:07pm):
Ok, just because I called your joke map dumb, doesn't mean that you shoukd come and do
the same to mine.
Nyvelion (07/05/2016 02:43pm):
So this conversation is the origin of "Koal is broken"!
At long last I have found it!
Nyvelion (07/05/2016 02:49pm):
I was just thinking about it because I remember around 2009 one of my greatest moments on
AWBW was defeating some idiot named Psychoman or something in Koal vs Adder. That shut him
up so quickly that I think he quit AWBW.
BattleshipInALakeMeme (11/01/2020 09:41am):
PLOT TWIST: When everyone is broken, no one is.
Alex11 (07/21/2021 02:14pm):
i don“t understand why von volt is too old when is every CO is overpower there .-.

10/10



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