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"5p Fair" pre-stalemated edition

Creator: SADFACE || First Published: 11/22/2007 || Players: 2 || Size: 39x40

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8.18 in 17 ratings

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SADFACE (11/22/2007 10:35pm):
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Based off of the map "5p Fair?!?!?!" by Belgain Roffles
[http://awbw.amarriner.com/prevmaps.php?maps_id=21307]
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Why would I create a version of an existing map that's descended into a stalemate, you
ask? Why, that's simple- convinence! Now you no longer have to sit through an entire
hum-drum boring old game, you can just sit back, relax, and try to convince the stubborn
bastard on the opposing team to resign or set draw!

Up to this point in the map, here's an outline of the events thus far:

- Green Earth resigns on day 1 for no apparent reason, ruining the entire game.
- Yellow Comet gets AET'd every turn and eventually is overrun. Yellow Comet would have
been booted, but the game creator set the AET interval lower than the boot interval, so no
one will ever get booted ever.
- Blue Moon builds a few infantry and then saves up for neotanks- a tired and true
strategy that never works. Right before Orange Star is about to capture Blue Moon's HQ,
Blue Moon decides to resign, which allows Black Hole to get the upper hand and eventually
secure the lower/left "section"

Diabl0658 (11/22/2007 10:42pm):
the way to fix this is to remove the large gaps between the chunks of land, so that
artillery can kill any unit blocking it up

SADFACE (11/22/2007 10:44pm):
But then it wouldn't be a stalemate, you silly-silly

amthc356 (11/22/2007 10:47pm):
and OS/BH just happened to have nothing but 10hp infantry at the end?

SADFACE (11/22/2007 10:49pm):
It was an intense battle, and they were both playing as Andy

Clearly

Metalic_Dragon (11/23/2007 12:11am | Edited: 11/23/2007 12:12am):
You need to ban Koal, his road bonuses would devastate the other infantry without a fight.

BadFurDay (11/23/2007 08:01am):
This is so true. Sooo true. 10/10

Also, Metalic_Dragon is right, Koal can go through those chokepoints.

DuelStriker (11/23/2007 08:01am):
I believe Javier is OVERPOWERED here.

benbever (11/23/2007 12:09pm):
The one time I played this I made sure I was Hachi, piperunners!

bill m (11/23/2007 03:36pm):
how get in to maps ps

BadFurDay (11/24/2007 07:18pm):
how get in to maps ps

FunkyChunk (11/24/2007 09:28pm):
how get in to maps ps

DuelStriker (11/27/2007 08:02pm):
how get in to maps ps

funwes (11/29/2007 06:03pm):
how get in to maps ps

funwes (11/29/2007 06:04pm):
how get in to maps ps

BadFurDay (11/29/2007 06:11pm):
I blame this on you http://awbw.amarriner.com/game.php?games_id=69269 (also, how get in to
maps ps)

Nibbles On Marshmallows (08/15/2008 04:18pm):
how get in to maps ps

lordliam (08/23/2008 10:14pm):
USE FLAK'S INDERECT BOMBERS!!! >.>
jk lol

Meta Rexy (11/18/2008 10:38pm):
stalemate? pah.
what if OS is stupid enough to delete one of his infantry? :P

cole35 (12/23/2008 07:42am):
how do you make black on that map write back ho knows the anser

Balla (06/01/2009 12:08pm):
how get in to maps ps

�� (06/06/2009 11:21am):
Ban Koal cause of the chokepoint-avoidance, and don't forget to ban Sturm! He can walk
through paieps nao. :O

Sturm X (12/03/2010 07:20pm):
WTF!

pen (11/20/2012 11:11pm):
777

Nyvelion (08/14/2016 01:25pm):
how get in to maps ps

Dreadnought (10/25/2017 01:22pm):
how get in to maps ps

Quality_Gamez (04/22/2023 10:47pm):
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET INTO THE MAP PS?!?!?!?! I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT LET ME IN!