Mind Fap
Creator: SmackCakes2 || First Published: 11/28/2007 || Players: 2 || Size: 15x15
Categories: None
Rating: 8.67 in 3 ratings
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Comments:
SmackCakes2 (11/28/2007 04:54pm):
It's like an alternate universe version of Mind Trap.
RedlineM205 (11/28/2007 05:02pm | Edited: 11/28/2007 05:03pm):
It still retains the blaring chokepoints of the original. Don't wanna sound like an
asshole but I think the person who put that (the original) to A-rank was drunk off their ass.

If that was you, then whoops.
FunkyChunk (11/28/2007 05:21pm):
The name of this map sounds dirty.
Tyrael (11/28/2007 05:39pm):
So THAT'S where rivers come from!!!
JoeVector (11/28/2007 06:47pm):
Actually it's a subliminal message.

Find Map!
SmackCakes (11/28/2007 06:55pm):
Actually Redline, Mind Trap is on the list of top 20 most played maps ever. It has been
used in two Leagues the AWBW Ladder and quite a few campaigns and tournaments, and plays
very fair.

Also wtf! you don't even know what a choke point is. Choke point is supposed to refer to a
bottleneck on the map, which causes stalemating. You are probably one of the retards who
think all narrow areas are choke points, when actually narrow areas are crucial to prevent
maps just devolving into terrainless tank floods. They are what make maps interesting.
Pheasant is a mass of narrow areas and is considered one of the most enjoyable 1 on 1 maps
ever.

And you do sound like an asshole. You are always complaining, and I get fed up seeing your
incessant moaning in map comments about the A-Rank list "Why is this A-Rank" "Why isn't my
map A-Rank?" etc... Many of your A-Rank maps I don't actually feel deserved A-Ranks at
all. But I added them anyway against my better judgement because it seemed like you were
really trying and I didn't want to disappoint you by telling you "sorry this isn't good
enough", but I'm beginning to wonder why I bothered.

Plz lighten up.
SmackCakes (11/28/2007 07:12pm):
QUOTE:

RedlineM205 (11/28/2007 09:02pm):
It still retains the blaring chokepoints of the original. Don't wanna sound like an
asshole but I think the person who put that (the original) to A-rank was drunk off their ass.

If that was you, then whoops.
DuelStriker (11/28/2007 07:36pm):
2ND ACCOUNT/10
nerd-boy (11/28/2007 09:08pm):
Hm...

Seems almost TOO similar to Mind Trap.
quickeh (11/28/2007 10:25pm):
THE RIVERS SHALL FLOW WHITE ON THIS DAY, MEN
RedlineM205 (11/29/2007 11:42am | Edited: 11/29/2007 11:46am):
Smack - you are blind.

Coordinates 4,3 to 5,6. 2 tile chokepoint next to 2 bases. If someone was drawn back into
their base... border it off, and get 3 Artillery. That would probably stall the game in
excess of 5 turns, and I ain't even counting the user's reinforcements. Chokepoints are
fine but in important positions... no.

And about your bitchy rant... that hasn't happened for ages. Hell, I haven't requested
reviews for weeks. Because nobody gives a rat's ass, and I got enough to keep me happy anyway.
SmackCakes (11/29/2007 04:14pm | Edited: 11/29/2007 04:17pm):
Well you are not supposed to be able to just waltz into your opponents HQ area, and anyone
driven back there would be at an insane fund disadvantage. Being able to make a decent
last stand at your HQ is not the same as one long bridge in the middle of the map that
neither side can get across. Not to mention that there is a whole other way around which
almost always falls before the area you are talking about.

And saying your whining hasn't happened for ages is obviously a lie, since you did it
yesterday 10 posts up from this one. I think you are the one being bitchy, turning up here
trolling my map saying whoever A-Ranked the original must have been drunk off their ass,
shows you still clearly have your knickers in a twist about something.

I don't mind people criting my map, I'm able to consider the possibility that it isn't the
best map in the world, but if you are going to say things just to be rude then don't
expect me not to make some retort.

EDIT:

And no I wasn't the one who A-Ranked Mind Trap, I believe Taz did it along with all the
other ladder maps. I try not to rank my own maps.
RedlineM205 (11/29/2007 06:07pm):
Decent players could control both points.

My 'whining' was about my maps for my maps. This, if it actually could, does not count.
sirfuxalot (12/01/2007 05:48pm):
The original of this map is ok, I've never won a game on it though. I don't like this,
mainly due to aesthetics.
Deaninator (12/09/2007 06:48pm):
lol at map name
Red11 (01/07/2010 01:12am):

I like to whine, but I prefer to wine.



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