Creator: funwes || First Published: 01/15/2008 || Players: 2 || Size: 23x23
Categories: B-Rank, Standard
Rating: 7.18 in 11 ratings
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Comments:
funwes (01/15/2008 08:25pm | Edited: 01/15/2008 09:58pm):
WARNING

Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding
hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots,
ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis,
scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped
floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline
leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness,
drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye,
fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.

(Thank you Mr. Forxworthy)


Any thoughts on the map greatly appreciated, and even MORE if they're constructive! *prods
chat buddies* That means you guyz.

Edit1: BAN: B5 + Sturm (since he owns the northwest here)
Edit2: UNIT BANS: B-Bomb and Stealths, if you want them banned

(or everything 20k+ banned would be interesting, I suppose, but that's up to you)
Shini Laser (01/15/2008 09:41pm):
Damn, you actually took the lyrics? You ARE BORED.

Btw, nice map. Diagonal symmetry plus lots of funds with an airport. Woot woot. I'll throw
the 10, even though it is a 9.5 :-P
Hydralisk24 (01/15/2008 09:47pm):
o_O Looks great! Although, with all that forest terrain in the north ( I see the north as
the top left corner ), be a bi*** to get through in FoW. Sturm would probably have a nice
advantage there too, so considering him for a ban maybe. Overall, Me likey :) 9/10
Tyrael (01/16/2008 12:00am):
10 + 9 + x / 3 = 7
x = 2
Phantom 2 that the map definately doesn't deserve. Love that you typed the whole thing out,
pretty awesome. (bored ppl like attention)

The map definately looks nice, but you might want to test the lower right corner- the city
behind the pipes looks a bit rocket-friendly if the other guy doesn't break his seam. Imo
there's a few too many reefs in a row in the middle- space 'em some maybe? Diagonal
symmetry is awesome and way underused- I'd do more diagonal maps myself but I can
never seem to make myself get the setup the way I want :P.

Have you considered ports? Changing the bridges to shoals and adding a few shoals to the
NW corner of the center island might make some nice lander/bboat action. Battleships
probably wouldn't be practical with a copter spam facility right on the island, no worries
there. A shoal circle or something in the NW might bring some attention to that area- it just
seems sorta visually generic compared to the other fronts.

10/10
Tyraelowns (01/16/2008 12:00am):
Phantom 2/10
DuelStriker (01/16/2008 02:19pm):
The upper left part of the map seems linear. But it looks cool.
funwes (01/16/2008 05:40pm):
"Love that you typed the whole thing out,
pretty awesome. (bored ppl like attention) "

Attention is nice, but liquor is quicker. (wait, that's how it goes, right?) Either way, I
just c/p'd the lyrics xD

"{Tyrael's second paragraph}"

A few minor changes should've fixed the pipes/cities, and took out the reefs so it doesn't
look as bad (didn't put too much thought into reefs because I wasn't expecting sea battle,
see below)

"{Tyrael's third wall of text}"

I did consider ports, but I've never honestly been a sea-battle-person. It just seems like
"buy this to counter this" sort of strategy. Air battle has a few more options to it, and
you don't necessarily need an airport (whut's a airport???) to counter air units other
than stealths. So I'll have airports on my maps more than sea ports ^_^

"10/10" w00t!

"Phantom 2/10" w00t?

"{What Hydralisk said}"
Yeah, added Sturm to banned list (as I'm sure you can see now)
mariokartmaster (01/16/2008 06:23pm):
This is an ugly motherfucker
funwes (01/16/2008 09:19pm):
I'm sorry, but this can't possibly be a mother f***er, because this map lost his mother to
an incurable disease. Please apologize to the map, for now he's sad.
Tempest79797 (01/20/2008 12:41am):
yeah, but seriously, it's an ugly mother fucker
funwes (01/21/2008 12:28pm):
How is it ugly? >_>
DuelStriker (01/28/2008 05:59pm):
It isn't
mariokartmaster (02/15/2008 09:53pm):
It's extremely ugly
Tyrael (02/28/2008 05:47pm):
Funwes: ""Phantom 2/10" w00t?"

Yes w00t, that means you got a 10 to counter :P

"Air battle > sea battle"

I agree, I tend to not include navy in my maps. Just pointing out a possibility :) I'm going to
branch out and make an islands-style map soon though for your non-enjoyment :O
funwes (03/02/2008 05:26pm):
I might remake this bigger with navy included, just for shits and giggles
Unggoy Slaya (02/23/2022 07:03pm):
Honestly just sounds like normal side effects from playing in the GL for too long.



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