Out of Time
Creator: Hellraider || First Published: 04/04/2008 || Players: 2 || Size: 21x16
Categories: B-Rank, Mixed Base, Standard
Rating: 5.92 in 13 ratings
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Comments:
funwes (04/04/2008 05:33pm):
Time waits for no man
Hydralisk24 (11/06/2008 05:58am):
Time waits for Chuck Norris silly
mrapex (11/22/2008 01:58pm):
But the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris, yet comes at a scheduled time
funwes (11/23/2008 11:07am):
Hydra: Chuck Norris isn't a man. He's Chuck Norris.
Darth Hawke (07/19/2009 09:19pm):
How did this come from time to Chuck Norris...?
[JAM] (08/02/2009 09:32pm):
Cuz Its Chuck Norris

Eligitine (08/02/2009 10:02pm):
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Eligitine (08/02/2009 10:11pm):
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched
the ground

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is
actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be
handicapped if you park there.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all
3 at the same time.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only
seconds away from death.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world
records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone
else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he
wants out of them.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he
realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold
Schwarzenegger.

Alll of these off the top of my head.
[JAM] (08/21/2009 12:39pm):
How about...

Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops in between the eye.

Chuck Norris doen't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, Chick Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris is dead, the Grim Reaper is just too afraid to tell him.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

The Boogie Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Brokeback Mountain is a movie. It is also the name of the pile of dead ninjas on Chuck Norris'
front lawn.

All ninjas wanted to grow up and be like Chuck Norris. Too bad they only grow up to be
roundhouse kicked by him.

Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of everything he calls around
you.

Chuck Norris is fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back.

Chuck Norris' name backwards is Uberknaut because he says so.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he becomes the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he becomes
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once did it behind a truck and one of his sprem cells it the truck. We now know
that truck as Optimus Prime.

More here: http://chucknorrisfacts.com/
cwk829 (11/22/2009 08:08pm):
Wait, so there are no HQs? Interesting.
Kylesico912 (03/27/2010 11:56am):
...whats with all the chuck noris joke
ViridisViperz (05/07/2024 11:50pm):
Crazy how this has been around since 2008



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