MLG Advance Wars
Creator: SADFACE II || First Published: 07/31/2008 || Players: 2 || Size: 21x11
Categories: Joke
Rating: 5.44 in 9 ratings
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Comments:
SADFACE II (07/31/2008 10:43am):
CO powers off
No fog
2000 income
Only infantry, artillery and tanks allowed

This is the OFFICAL MLG variant of advance wars. All OFFICAL MLG games must take place on
this map.

Terrain gives an unfair advantage to units that wait on top of it, so the map here is only
roads. The only neutral property is in the center, so it's fair because it's contested.
If there was a way to get rid of the terrain star advantage for units atop the city in the
center, we would, but unfortunately the creators of this game were short sighted fools.

Only scrubs play with CO powers on. CO powers are unfair and slow the pace of the game
down to a crawl.

You're only good at advance wars if you master THIS gametype on THIS map. You may THINK
you're good, but in fact, you're actually horrible. Everyone you know or have ever played
against is horrible as well.

However, you can begin anew with MLG, and start playing the game the way TRUE gamers play
it, the way the game was MEANT to be played!
lindsay40k (07/31/2008 10:59am | Edited: 07/31/2008 12:02pm):
Not sure if this is a joke map or not.

Is Artillery going to be much use on a map with no chokepoints? Also, BM's FTA counter
might be 50% of the likely turn one deployment, but it's only worth 17% of turn one's income.
amthc356 (07/31/2008 12:36pm):
not just the city, we'd get rid of the terrain stars for the bases and HQ too
DuelStriker (07/31/2008 12:50pm | Edited: 07/31/2008 12:51pm):
You're going to have to replace those HQ's with labs, because otherwise people would be
able to heal on them! We'd also get rid of the healing ability on bases/airports/ports/cities too
if we could.
Nyvelion (08/02/2008 01:51pm):
MLG?

Major league gay?
Ides Usher (04/12/2009 05:59pm):
No! It's Magnetic Liquid Goat. I'm certain of it.
Sly Mold (04/12/2009 06:20pm):
Magnetic.... No!! No!! NO!! It HAS to be Moldy Leper Groins. That is the only thing
that makes sense, unless you increase the funding AND have Fog of War.
wetguy2 (11/16/2015 12:21am):
BAN KOAL



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