Jehovah Witness Map
Creator: Ian_the_pro || First Published: 10/01/2014 || Players: 2 || Size: 17x13
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Rating: 5.00 in 2 ratings
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Comments:
Xmo5 (10/02/2014 05:12pm):
I love witnessing Jehovahs!
blozzee (10/02/2014 09:18pm):
That fta counter is just priceless. Greatest witness ever.
Nyvelion (10/02/2014 10:18pm):
I love mapping Jehovahs
Xmo5 (10/03/2014 04:31pm):
I love having J-E-N-O-V-As overs for witnessing fitness scenes bringing me closer to
gymnast dreams, although home aromas of stoves and, uh, cooking things seem to me open to
door to more Christmas themes. I know no Jehovah or any such witness team goes with the
flow for such frivolous fun having. Good celebrating and holiday well-wishing are not in
their orders or dominant genes, you see. So don't open the door to these menacing fiends
or your ham and ambrosia could come off as obscene.
Nyvelion (10/03/2014 04:54pm):
Well I can't top that. You win the map comments again.
Xmo5 (10/03/2014 07:27pm):
Aw, don't be such a negative Nyvie. You just gotta have the heart, that's all. You have the core,
but you gotta have the heart.
Nyvelion (07/18/2016 04:09pm):
I don't have a heart. Someone broke it. That hurt so much that I refused to replace it
because I don't want to hurt again.
Xmo5 (07/28/2016 02:19pm):
:( You just need to see the Wizard of Oz is all.
Nyvelion (07/29/2016 10:04am):
Yeah and along the way I'll meet some brainless pervert who won't take the hint that I'm
not interested and will complain about being friendzoned and say I was an ugly slut
anyway, another guy who will make me really uncomfortable by always getting all stiff near
me, and a cowardly catcaller who will harass me as I'm just trying to walk the yellow
brick road, all while being harassed by the wicked bitch of the western accent who I just
want to throw a pail of water on to ruin her stupid preppy rich girl clothes.
No thanks, not worth it.
Xmo5 (08/08/2016 10:31am):
Water seems fairly innocuous... I'd pick something more fun, like waterproof mascara. On
second thought, it would be tough to get that much of it.. maybe just settle for
Nickelodeon slime instead.
Nyvelion (08/08/2016 11:53am):
Good idea, I remember that stuff, I'll take a pail of that for if I ever see Mrs. Stupid
Preppy Cheerleader again.
Xmo5 (08/08/2016 12:21pm):
Take a video. I'll watch.
Nyvelion (08/08/2016 12:45pm):
Oh I hope everyone watches... she made sure people were watching when she embarrassed me,
it's only fair.
Xmo5 (08/08/2016 01:18pm):
All's fair in love and cheerleading.
Nyvelion (08/08/2016 01:50pm):
Well this is something I'd love to do.
Xmo5 (08/08/2016 01:55pm):
I probably won't cheerlead on the sidelines, but I know someone who was a cheerleader in
high school... she could probably lead cheers, while you bucket the cheerleader.
Nyvelion (08/08/2016 02:17pm):
This time I'll be the cheerleader... never appealed to me before, but it would upset her
to see me as one, which is the best possible reason I can think of to do it.
Or at least I think it would upset her. I find it odd that not everyone carries grudges
permanently until they get even or come to an agreement or do something else to settle
things. Might have to remind her who I am.
Xmo5 (08/08/2016 02:39pm):
Yeah, I find that people in that position don't tend to hold grudges the same way. It's
easy to just move on to the next target when you're on top because the other person didn't
actually do anything to you. It's harder to let go when you've been wronged by someone.
Nyvelion (08/10/2016 09:27am):
That's one of the things I hate about people like that... always forgetting the people
they see as being beneath them on the social ladder. Why would a wealthy person care about
a non-wealthy peasant like me anyway right. So frustrating. I'm a person too even if I
wasn't born rich with a prepaid college degree and a guaranteed spot in any job I want. I
want to show them that I'm a person too. One with a good memory for people who have hurt
me. And one with very good reason to never want to appear weak and helpless ever again.



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