The second worst map ever made
Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 11/17/2005 || Players: 8 || Size: 40x40
Categories: None
Rating: 6.39 in 54 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (11/17/2005 07:57pm | Edited: 11/17/2005 10:27pm):
If you have any questions about this map, the answer is either
1. "Because I can"
2. "Because I was bored"
3. "Because I have entirely too much free time on thursday nights"
4. "Because I am legally insane"

If you actually ever want to play this, remember to check where all your units are. It
shouldn't be too hard to find your main base, but find your other units too. the first few
turns will be hectic.

It's not really easy to balance a map like this, but seriously, I did my best. Everyone
starts with one hq, 4 bases, and has access to one port. I think most of the starting
units are balanced, but most of the small battles won't actually effect the main game much
anyway...

If you want to start a game on this map, I advise FOW OFF since I did not make the map
even in terms of reconnaissance.I also advise bans Grit, any CO with mass healing or
damageing, colin, sasha, and kanbei... you know what, just ban everyone exexpt Adder. Oh,
and ban battleships too, they'll ruin the battles for the starting units. Weather does not
matter, and funds only matter for the starting bases in the north.

uhm, I guess that's it. Comments are always welcome. Rating this map is also welcome, but
only if the rating in question is a 10.
Riukken (11/18/2005 05:32am):
+1 Intimidates noobs.
+1 Playability on a sloppy map.
+1/-1 Brown Desert has no challenge.
-1 I don't know what this is for.
7/10

Dullahan (11/18/2005 09:24am):
Um... +1 = 7/10? I don't follow your logic, Riukken
Nyvelion (11/18/2005 10:04am):
that's above average right now so that's good enough for me.
Riukken (11/18/2005 02:31pm):
My chart gives people points or take points away based on there map. It starts at 6 and so
forth so if I would add and add and then subtract it would be 7/10.
ruleroftheraiders (11/23/2005 10:13pm):
it looks like one of those find waldo puzzles
seriously it does
bismark (11/30/2005 05:34pm):
AW Art!
jamro1149 (12/10/2005 01:07pm):
so whats the worst? (unrated)
jamro1149 (12/10/2005 01:08pm):
are thouse subs on mountains?
Nyvelion (12/10/2005 09:05pm):
yes, those are subs on mountains
woodj013 (12/13/2005 06:16pm):
crap
Syzygy (12/13/2005 06:38pm):
Lander-on-the-HQ is a nice touch.
Firebomber (12/13/2005 06:39pm):
i have got to give this a go and
Man what where you tinking (are you on drugs?)
Jaimas (12/15/2005 10:44pm):
...This map just turned me gay.
matiascoloma (12/20/2005 08:45am):
i like the cruisers on silos... the artillery on a mountain..and a tank on top of a pipe... nice

Nyvelion (12/20/2005 08:53am):
"Lander-on-the-HQ is a nice touch. "

thanks!

"i have got to give this a go and
Man what where you tinking (are you on drugs?)"

See first post. And yes, I am on drugs.

"...This map just turned me gay."

uhm..... what? er, has anyone else had this happen?

"i like the cruisers on silos... the artillery on a mountain..and a tank on top of a pipe... nice"

yeah, I broke alot of terrain rules here didn't I?
Shift (12/20/2005 09:06am):
My face hurts 0_o
spankyman (12/20/2005 10:04am):
I'm going to print this one out and put it on my ceiling.
BobMcBoob (12/20/2005 11:38am):
colourful...
orphanator (12/20/2005 11:51am):
This map is stupid. I really wish I'd made it. I'd rate it but there isn't an option for 11.
Flamer (12/21/2005 09:00am):
i like it!!!
for something insane
Shamino222 (12/22/2005 09:22am):
-10 It's retarded
+10 It rox my sox

10/10
Nyvelion (01/09/2006 03:27pm):
[Quote]spankyman (12/20/2005 01:04pm):
I'm going to print this one out and put it on my ceiling.[/Quote]

wow, this might be the #1 compliment I've gotten so far... lol. I like most of the other
replies to this map though too.
ryuhi (01/20/2006 02:15pm):
this map made me horny...
Nyvelion (01/23/2006 10:04am):
?!

whoa! that... was NOT the intended effect of this map! I don't know if I should be proud
of that or not... it's the first time something I've done has EVER made anyone horny...
technolink (01/25/2006 06:12pm):
lmfao/10
Chaos-Creator (01/25/2006 07:22pm):
its so... colorful
Manetheran (01/25/2006 07:25pm):
I curious to know how submarines can work on mountain terrain :P
Manetheran (01/25/2006 07:31pm):
After looking at this map I've decided very little battling will take place as most of the
units are trapped on a single space.
Silos (01/25/2006 09:02pm):
May I ask what the hell you were thinking?
Nyvelion (01/26/2006 06:17am):
"lmfao/10"

thanks! (?)

"I curious to know how submarines can work on mountain terrain :P"

Basically, since it's surrounded, it can't move, but it still gets four star defence
bonus! Weird isn't it?

"After looking at this map I've decided very little battling will take place as most of the
units are trapped on a single space."

Well, after turn 4 yeah, most of the fighting will be over unless at least two people
actually go to expand and take over, which I left as an option obviously.

"May I ask what the hell you were thinking?"

Yes, you can ask.
Manetheran (01/26/2006 05:18pm):
How is anyone supposed to win? You can't destroy all the units and you can't capture
everyones HQs. I'm confused
MTC (01/27/2006 09:22am):
Whcih units can't be destroyed? I can't see any units that won't eventually either run out
of fuel or get destroyed.

In case you haven't noticed, anyone can capture a port with an infantry built from HQ
bases and destroy any enemy land units with battleships. That makes it possible but
obviously hard to win.
Nyvelion (01/27/2006 05:49pm):
Exactly, look carefully, if you do, you'll see that EVERY player can get to aport from
their HQ. from that port, anyone can travel to any other port. I intentionally made it so
that eventually, someone CAN actually win, but it WILL take awhile.
daytonausafan (01/31/2006 01:53pm):
I believe you have my CHICKEN FRIES
Nyvelion (02/01/2006 07:31pm):
me? Yeah, probably
IPS (01/18/2015 11:43pm):
that GS artillery on YC HQ xDDDD
Nyvelion (05/24/2018 04:09pm):
I thought that was a good touch.
Had to be sure to make it a color that went after YC in turn order of course.



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