Creator: Charleslie || First Published: 02/06/2013 || Players: 9 || Size: 30x60
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Charleslie (02/06/2013 03:18am):
This is Bob. Bob doesn't take his health seriously. Let's take a look inside Bob's body. Bob doesn't know every day is a desperate battle for survival. He even regularly contributes to his demise. See that cigarette hanging from his lips? Makes him look cool, huh? Soon it'll make him look DEAD. The carcinogenic chemicals and smoke attack his teeth, heart, and lungs. What's that in your hand, Bob? A popular brand of fast food? Smells good, huh? Pretty soon you'll smell DEAD. It's full of fats, oil, high fructose corn syrup, and preservatives. it will clog up your arteries and put great strain on your heart. Watch out Bob! That looks like a dangerous snake slithering by your feet. You shouldn't have taken that shortcut through the tall grass. Now you'll be taking a shortcut to your DEATH. The powerful venom shoots up your leg and promises to cause permanent damage. Watch your step Bob! That steaming pile of poo is full of nasty stuff. Soon you'll be full of DEATH. Parasites, bacteria, and viruses all perfectly designed for ending your life. Bob, I'll be surprised if you make it home alive. You should've watched out for your health, now an epic battle rages in your bowels. ----------------------- Teams are: OS + JS + PC VS GE + BD VS YC + RF VS AB + GS Maybe battleships should be banned... |
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Mori2 (02/06/2013 10:02am):
This is pretty damn creative. |
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Ignorance (02/06/2013 10:45am):
Very cool map, love the idea and indeed, it's pretty and creative. One or two questions though...I get how the fast food is in Bob's gut, but how come snake venom and POO is in there too? What the hell has he been eating? 10/10 regardless. ;P |
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systericon (02/06/2013 11:42am):
:D realy cool |
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blozzee (02/06/2013 01:26pm):
The power of brain contributes a lot of com towers...wow, I had never thought of that..amigo would be really smart to choose GS for a game on this map. |
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MorganLeah (02/06/2013 03:01pm):
I dunno how well this will play, but the premise is hysterical, I love it. |
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Karis Fra Mauro (02/06/2013 03:16pm):
How did snake venom and poo get in Bob's gut when he's only been eating fast food? Well the secret sauce, is no longer secret... |
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Xmo5 (02/06/2013 08:26pm | Edited: 02/06/2013 08:27pm):
This is pretty good. Very uniquie, I'm a fan thats for sure. Its even a (possibly) playable sprite map which gets bonus points. I don't usually rate, but I give you a 10/10. (Mostly because it keeps your perfect score... I considered a 9 but that would be mean) |
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pen (04/06/2013 09:31pm):
8.88 in 8 ratings is better than a 10 |
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Xmo5 (04/14/2013 03:09pm):
very truths |
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