The Museum of Natural Spannstory
Creator: MorganLeah2 || First Published: 10/20/2014 || Players: 2 || Size: 35x24
Categories: Joke
Rating: 10.00 in 4 ratings
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Comments:
MorganLeah (10/20/2014 06:42pm | Edited: 10/20/2014 06:44pm):
Greetings, and welcome to the Museum of Natural Spannstory, chronicling the glorious
history of the greatest Advance Wars map. Here at our first exhibit is the original, the
classic, the purest form of Spann Island. You've seen it multiplied, you've seen it made
over, you've even seen it on a unicycle, but here it is untouched. Well, it has been
decommissioned, naturally, for safety reasons. This map's history and influence is
undeniable. Please, enjoy the exhibit, and our fine museum.
blozzee (10/21/2014 01:37am | Edited: 10/21/2014 01:38am):
That spann island looks fake.

http://advancewars.wikia.com/wiki/Spann_Island
MorganLeah (10/21/2014 01:47am):
Oh dear. My curator, who has spent much time gathering up the exhibits, assured me that
this was the true and proper original: http://awbw.amarriner.com/prevmaps.php?maps_id=33
Needless to say, he has been sacked, and the errors have been corrected. My sincere
apologies for our museum's temporary inaccuracies.
Nyvelion (10/21/2014 11:27am):
I'd pay 5 million Canadian dollars to see this museum!
Xmo5 (10/23/2014 02:08pm):
See this museum?! I want to *be* this museum!! 10 million Canadian dollars to be the
museum, final offer!
Context (10/23/2014 03:22pm):
piperunners be all like,
InfernusMachine (10/23/2014 05:57pm | Edited: 10/23/2014 05:58pm):
10 million Portuguese Euros, two pigs (amazing meat, trust me) and also a autograph of Cristiano
Ronaldo.
Xmo5 (10/23/2014 07:50pm):
.... 10 million Canadian dollars to be the autograph of Cristiano Ronaldo! Final offer!
InfernusMachine (10/24/2014 06:13am):
Damn you... You made me do this... Well then, its the final battle!!

I offer 10 million Portuguese Euros to be you, after you being the Museum and the autograph!

Xmo5 (10/24/2014 08:09am):
Curses, foiled again! And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you
meddling kids and your InfernusMachine!
InfernusMachine (10/24/2014 05:14pm):
YOHOHOHOHO, I shall make a Hell on Earth!! YOHOHOHOHO and this treasure will be the start of
my butt SPANNking!!
Meta Rexy (11/07/2014 04:50pm):
This museum would violate numerous fire safety codes with the number of chokepoints it forces units to funnel through at key areas on the field.

In other news piperunners would violate the integrity of this structure as it allows piperunners to traverse what would be the walls of the place. Thankfully they cannot interfere with the exhibits....

MorganLeah (12/02/2014 02:49pm):
Improvements recently made:
-Less chokiness at a couple points
-Exciting decisions: Break some pipe seams for shortcuts for your units, at the cost of
being able to get piperunners out into the level at large
PWNHAMMER247 (10/25/2018 02:50pm):
Hmm, I've got some juvinile spann specimens for you.
PWNHAMMER247 (10/25/2018 02:50pm):
Hmm, I've got some juvinile spann specimens for you.



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