TIGHTSQUAAZE
Creator: TOYSIPO2 || First Published: 11/24/2014 || Players: 2 || Size: 5x40
Categories: None
Rating: 8.00 in 2 ratings
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Comments:
Context (11/24/2014 11:24pm | Edited: 11/24/2014 11:24pm):
for optimal fun make all sea and air lab units except black boats
Xmo5 (11/28/2014 12:41pm):
I sincerely hope that comment was sarcastic.
KrittyKat (11/28/2014 04:00pm):
gr8 stalem8 m8, i r8 8/8 no h8
Xmo5 (12/08/2014 12:40pm):
W8! I 8 the b8, but got 7 8's, not 8! Lets get this str8 I won't let you sk8 so lets wipe
the sl8.

Get me 8, ship it fr8 on a silver pl8 in a cr8, mark the d8, best not be l8 to the g8 of
my est8 in Ku8. My st8ments too orn8? Let me transl8 so I don't miscommunic8:

I won't ab8 cuz you can't sed8, defl8, or dictat8 this inn8 tr8 that gets me so ir8 when
st8 that I just want 8 8's and 7 won't s8.

(That's 32 which s a multiple of 8, so I'm happy)

Nyvelion (08/01/2016 09:48am):
I never liked being a multiple of 8.
Xmo5 (08/08/2016 11:26am):
Not all multiples of 8 are created equal; some are greater than others, and I hear they
get progressively greater. I guess that always leaves something to look forward to.
Nyvelion (08/08/2016 12:06pm):
Doesn't sound worth it, no matter what they never grow to be prime numbers, it's all a lie
by the bourgeois numbers 2 and 3 to keep the other numbers down.
Xmo5 (08/08/2016 01:15pm):
Yeah but the prime numbers are the unattainable rockstar positions in the numerical job
market, and they're probably overrated.
Nyvelion (08/10/2016 09:55am):
They're all overrated... all numbers should be equal! 1 = 9! 0 = 7! 3.14 = 1234!
Xmo5 (08/10/2016 02:08pm):
Except 25. 25 is The Best Number in the Business.
Nyvelion (08/14/2016 12:10pm):
24 is better. Divisible by a lot of things.
Xmo5 (08/15/2016 07:34am):
24 also has Jack Bauer, so I guess that counts for something too.
Nyvelion (10/03/2016 09:09am):
I don't know anything about that. I prefer Jack Harkness.
Xmo5 (10/04/2016 11:48am):
I don't know anything about that. I prefer Cracker Jack, "Now Extra White!"
Nyvelion (10/11/2016 11:51am):
Ew, Cracker Jack. That word. Reminds of the Cracker Barrel. Which I've been told isn't
actually a white supremacist site, but last time I went there there were only white people.
Xmo5 (11/09/2016 12:01pm):
Who stores crackers in a barrel anyway? Not this guy. I keep 'em tied up in chains in the
backyard.
Nyvelion (05/25/2018 09:12am):
I thought it was a barrel made out of crackers, but that makes more sense. A little.
Xmo5 (05/25/2018 02:21pm):
Right, but only some barrels are made out of crackers. They're the kind you find along
highways and full of lots of food and trinkets. Other barrels are made out of rolls.



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