A Map's A Map, No Matter How Small
Creator: BountyFrog || First Published: 08/14/2015 || Players: 2 || Size: 10x10
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Comments:
BountyFrog (08/14/2015 05:28pm):
Ok so.... I made this up as I went, only planning to make a plain small map, but I ended up with this xD What do
y'all think? It is obviously not meant to be very serious.
Jackie Milton (08/17/2015 12:08am):
A map's a map, no matter how small.
It can be played or not, if simply a wall.
Four Corners and boxes make up the maps.
Between playing turns, people take naps.
A map's a map, made for us all.

A lap's a lap, no matter how wide.
Make it larger and eat everything fried.
A lap has many uses awaiting its chance.
Treat it to a dog, or maybe a dance.
A lap's a lap, Containing one's pride.

A trap's a trap, no matter how tricky.
Admiral Ackbar got boned and his situation was sticky.
(Not like that; that's not what I meant.
Grow up a little, and maybe repent)
A trap's a trap, and you guys are icky.

A rap's a rap, no mater how profane.
Sing about hookers and making it rain.
Drop some words that might sound like "truck".
They need not rhyme, see: B!tch, T!ts, and Motherf*cker.
A rap's a rap; it runs in my veins.

A slap's a slap, no matter how hard.
Make faces at your mother and get slapped in the yard.
Slap a sibling, friend, or even a junkie,
but never get caught slapping the monkey. [see "A Fap's a Fap]
A slap's a slap, don't let down your guard.

A crap's a crap, no matter how smelly.
Spread it on toast and eat it like jelly.
Bring a stick because they don't always flush.
Jam that turd down if you are in a rush.
A crap's a crap, and it comes from your belly.

-J.*.M.
(The "*" stands for "*bows*")
BountyFrog (08/17/2015 01:06am):
*Applause

How long did that take you?
Jackie Milton (08/17/2015 01:56am):
Honestly, not that long. I figured I'd take a break from transcribing musical scores at 1
in the morning to write crappy poetry. 20 minutes? maybe.

-J.D.M.
(The "D" stands for "Doesn't actually have time to waste...")
BountyFrog (08/17/2015 06:00pm):
Well it was pretty good ;)
Xmo5 (08/17/2015 10:50pm):
I lost it at Ackbar. Also slapping the monkey was a nice way to tie a slap and fap into the rhyme
there.

*golf clap*
BountyFrog (11/09/2015 01:23pm):
I changed it up by adding some terrain and taking away the ports and adding perdeploued sea units
BountyFrog (11/09/2015 01:24pm):
I changed it up by adding some terrain and taking away the ports and adding perdeploued sea units
Nyvelion (08/09/2016 02:30pm):
Changed it up by double posting.
Tmi489 (12/11/2021 12:40am):
At least you didn't try to say that this was half a map.



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