These Walls
Creator: BamboozleV || First Published: 08/30/2015 || Players: 2 || Size: 23x17
Categories: B-Rank, Standard
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Comments:
Xmo5 (08/31/2015 08:54am):
I'm sure this is a reference to some song I know nothing about, but the first thing I
thought of was Empty Walls by Serj Tankian.

Bamboozle (09/01/2015 10:52pm):
I just watched the music video for that... wat

And yeh it's a song off of Kendrick's new album, which is probably my fav of 2015
Xmo5 (09/02/2015 04:47pm):
Ah, okay. Definitely not my genre haha

And yeah Serj can be a little... weird sometimes. Also very expressive, which only
amplifies how weird he is haha
Jackie Milton (09/02/2015 07:17pm):
OR... or is it an obscure reference to the song by Californian Melodeath band, Call of
Thousands? Or is it maybe a piece from the the Canadian Mathcore group, The End? Maybe we
will never know. Or maybe I will if I decide to read you comment. Then again, I don't pass
up opportunities to talk about metal and its relatives.

A metal family reunion. Man, that sounds awesome and horrible at the same time.

Alt Metal holds her son Nu Metal's hand as she walks to the campfire. She's uneasy as it's
known fact that most of the family is disappointed in her relationship choices. Looking
back on that one-night-fling with Hip-Hop, it may have been a good idea to wear earplugs.
Or was it Grunge? She can't remember, what good will a paternity test do anyway? Well at
least she's not a -Core, that rivalry has been around since Uncle Heavy married Aunt Punk...

Alt's cousin Crust waves her over. Good, someone who won't judge me... she thinks to
herself. Crust and her brother Sludge have been crucial to easing some of the tension
between the Metals and the -Cores; they are the true champions of the "family reunion".

Alt and Nu Metal take their seats by Crust. On the opposite side of the fire, Death Metal
and his step brother Grindcore are not giving the keg a minute of rest. Vomit and
unconsciousness ensue... Amidst the heavy boozing, Death chants to Grind, "Chug! Chug!
Chug!". Thrash snarkily says, "You would chug, wouldn't you?". "You got a problem with
chugging?!" Metalcore pipes up. "Nah, just bitches!" Thrash retorts. "Lay off my kid
brother, you damned alcoholic!" Hardcore yells. Thrash throws the first punch. They duke
it out. Blood everywhere. Power and Folk pull them apart. Grandma Blues begins to cry....

-J.B.M.
(The "B" stands for "Brb, writing short story")
Xmo5 (09/02/2015 09:08pm):
Hahaha this is so much funnier since you explained all the genres to me in Toronto. I like the
chugging part the best :)
Bamboozle (09/03/2015 02:57am):
I know practically nothing about metal and still found that hilarious, lol. I am honored for my map to be blessed
with that comment.
Jackie Milton (09/03/2015 10:09am):
-J.B.M.
(The "B" stands for "*Bows*")



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