Creator: 81suibylop || First Published: 06/11/2016 || Players: 2 || Size: 11x28
Categories: None
Rating: 8.00 in 2 ratings
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Comments:
81suibylop (06/11/2016 12:55pm):
Feels good to make a map again after so long.

Feel free to point out any mistakes or things that could be done better.
a9977321 (06/11/2016 01:12pm):
I thought the map was really good.
liandry (06/15/2016 01:26pm | Edited: 06/15/2016 04:03pm):
I'd ask for more terrain variety, but it would only change the aesthetic and not the general gameplay so yeah.
Also, the towers could be relocated to a more central location; giving people stuff to fight over, while not MORALLY good
irl, is good for AWBW mapmaking.
EDIT: I like you, Jackie, but no, we're not chickens.
Jackie Milton (06/15/2016 02:38pm):
Not good irl? Puh-lease, giving two parties a valuable resource to fight over is the root
of entertainment. Just the other day, I was feeding the chickens, and when I filled the
feeder and put it in, it was oddly satisfying to see 20 peasant chickens fighting for 14
food spots. Greedy little bastards.

-J.S.K.M.
(The "SK" stands for "Sand Kings is a great short story, by the way")
Xmo5 (06/15/2016 09:04pm):
Dood, you got da chickens?
Jackie Milton (06/16/2016 02:44pm):
Prove it. How can I possibly know over the internet that you AREN'T chickens?

(Yes, they are my parents' project. I think to replace me upon my exodus, lol)
Xmo5 (06/16/2016 04:58pm):
Noooooo!!! Replaced by birds!!
Jackie Milton (06/16/2016 08:10pm):
Not just any birds, but the most vile, laziest, dumbest birds of all.... meat chickens...

Xmo5 (06/16/2016 09:31pm):
Chickens, meet Jackie. Jackie, meat chickens.
liandry (06/17/2016 06:20am):
Have you seen a chicken type a decent sentence?
Didn't *cluck!* so.
Ahem, excuse me...

No I didn't *cluckcluckcluckcluck!* Sigh.
Screw this. I may be a *cluck!* chicken, but we still aren't.
Jackie Milton (06/17/2016 03:22pm):
Very nice to meat you. Just kidding you lazy sacks of grotesque sludge. I'll tell you,
under their water feeder is a growing pile of poop (mmmm), and I refilled it one day and
they all came running. The only thought that came to my mind, and I regret it, was "Race
to Shit Mountain." Someone please make a map called "Race to Shit Mountain"...

And I'm still not positive the majority of this site's users aren't chickens. There are so
many undeniable examples...

-J.C.M.
(The "C" stands for "Chickenlover")



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