Kenshiro
Creator: BobCW || First Published: 08/09/2016 || Players: 2 || Size: 18x10
Categories: None
Rating: 5.50 in 2 ratings
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Comments:
BobCW (08/09/2016 01:09am | Edited: 08/26/2016 01:45pm):
Idea is that players will have to save up cash to claim their closest neutral factories before their opponents can
capture them- rough terrain is intended to slow progress so the bases don't fall quickly. Even still, I recommend
banning APCs. Also ban the "Broken Five", Sasha, and Sturm.
BobCW (08/09/2016 07:19pm):
Test game revealed FTA was too severe w/ airports being quickly accessible and B-Copters to hit each other
immediately; rebalanced building placement.
Nyvelion (09/09/2016 09:24am):
The idea is to save up cash, and ban APC's? That would slow down the game, which we all
know now that you hate so much.
BobCW (09/14/2016 05:11pm):
It's true, this map is ill-suited for players who take half a week to make a dozen clicks. They would be better
served spending their free time pursuing weird, one-sided vendettas in map comment sections.
Jackie Milton (09/18/2016 12:41pm):
*Raises his hands to his chest, sucks his teeth, and backs up slowly*

-J.N.M.
(The "N" stands for "Noneamybusiness")
Nyvelion (09/27/2016 11:08am | Edited: 09/27/2016 01:55pm):
Oh, you're still here. I thought you'd quit by now, many newbies to AW do. One-sided...
right, I had forgotten your name too (Since you're not particularly important here, or
anywhere else. At all.) until your passive aggressive comment on that game you started
reminded me.
When you're ready to be patient and quit your whining about a TURN BASED GAME not being
instantaneous, let me know. Until then, I wonder if your friend named "Cheater Hater" would
approve of you trying to win games by taunting opponents into playing too fast to make up
for your complete lack of skill. Unlike you, I won tournament games without any cheap
tricks, just skill, back when the really good players were still around. So excuse me kid
for having a job and a family to tend to, you'll understand when you grow up, or have been
here for a decade rather than showing up and acting like you know anything about AW, you
have to be willing to listen to the experienced players if you're going to be any good
around here someday. I'm not counting on you doing that though, you remind me of this
troll we had here about 2-3 years ago who was just like you. You may as well be the same
person with a different name. Go play Call of Duty on Xbox if you lack the intelligence
and patience to plan out your turns, AW is clearly ill-suited for you.
BobCW (09/28/2016 11:10pm | Edited: 09/29/2016 11:52am):
I'm sure you lead a fascinating and fulfilling life that in no way involves having your sense of self invested in a
video game website. Perhaps then you should spend more time tending to your family, and
less angrily ranting at me and trying to hurt my pride by giving my maps low ratings.

Your childish elitism and ad hominems aside, I have no plans to leave this site. If that offends you, I'm certain
you can soothe your feelings by continuing what appears to be a remarkable decade-long
shitposting streak.

Seriously, you're the one who broke out the insults in the sole game we've played together, who keeps giving
my maps 1s, and who goes around throwing personal smears in map comment sections.
It's obvious that you don't care much for me, and I assure you that the feeling is mutual. I promise not to join
any games you create- if you abide by the same, then I see no reason for this idiotic feud to
continue.
Jackie Milton (10/04/2016 01:19pm):
:'(
Nyvelion (05/24/2018 03:28pm):
"less angrily ranting at me... Your childish elitism and ad hominems aside... you're the
one who broke out the insults"

It's as if he still thinks I'm unaware of what he said first. BobComplainerWhiner doesn't
get to play the hypocrite here, when he's so sloppy that he didn't even delete his posts
that started this on that other unimportant forum.

I don't care much for bullies like BobCW. Lately, I've even gotten a lot better at
standing up to them.

Fuck you Bob. Seriously. You're an asshole. I want you to know that.
I also want you to know that I'm better at Advance Wars than you, but that's less
important right now. What matters that you acted like a whiny child who can't wait two
minutes in a TURN BASED GAME.
So you didn't even deserve the chance to prove me wrong, because you don't deserve to see
my best.

Oh, also your map is completely uninspired and actually deserves a low rating. Speaking of
"decade-long", there's a map from 2008 just like this one already.
Nyvelion (05/24/2018 03:30pm | Edited: 05/24/2018 04:31pm):
Childish... please. I learned simple concepts like PATIENCE a long time ago. You can't say
the same.
The only one you have to blame is yourself.
But, if you ever decide to grow up, I MAY decide to accept your apology for your
cowardice and impatience.

"make a dozen clicks"
This is why I'll always be better than you at Advance Wars. I understand that's not just
about clicking around at random. It's about planning, and strategy. Just like real life.
Something else you likely don't know much about yet, kid. Grow up, and maybe someday
you will understand what I've known for awhile, that if you truly care about something,
you'll take the time and effort to get it right. That's how I won tournament games on AWBW,
which you'll never do, and that's how I'm succeeding in life, which may also be something
that is not possible for you in your current impatient state.

Edit: For anyone who isn't aware, BobComplainerWhiner here got all upset that I was starting
to dominate his ally in a 3v3 so that I could double team him in the center. On the verge
of losing to who he called a "moron", he decided to complain that a TURN BASED GAME
(capitalized until he finally gets it that AWBW isn't the same as playing the AI on a
handheld) was just too slow for his impatient self. He also seemed to think that I wasn't
aware of him doing this, as he tried to hide it on another forum. Well, he was wrong.
About a lot really, but most notably that. He was apparently unaware both that I joined
AWBW in 2006 and know more about effective AW strategy than he ever will, and
unaware that I'm not a pushover to bullies like him. I merely disappointed him by proving
to be superior in intellect, awareness, and personal strength.
Nyvelion (05/24/2018 04:30pm | Edited: 05/24/2018 04:32pm):
I've decided that this is my favorite part:
"I have no plans to leave this site"
In addition to everything else he was wrong about, he left this site.
Which is a good thing. We don't need kids like him here.
I mean, proving myself the better player again would be nostalgic...
but he'd just whine again that 30 seconds is too long to take a turn.



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