Creator: Purplepants77 || First Published: 11/21/2016 || Players: 2 || Size: 21x20
Categories: C-Rank, Standard
Rating: 10.00 in 1 rating
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Comments:
Purplepants77 (11/21/2016 06:01pm):
I dare you.

"To do what?" you might ask, and rightfully so.
I've been fairly vague, so how would you know?
Okay, here's the deal:
I just want to change things up a bit. Throw people off.
Hang on, hear me out for a minute. Don't all just scoff.
I dare you to write a poem or a short story
Write about homework or dragons and glory.
I don't care if it sucks or ends up a bit gory.

Point is, this is art and it's whatever you want
Just make it your own
You won't be alone
Can't think of a good rhyme here, so I'll say croissant

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What can you lose?
Bust out your writing shoes.
Because I dare you to make something new.
I won't make fun of your work, and neither should you.

Aren't sure or think it's scary?
Think again; I double dared ye.

:D
Xmo5 (11/21/2016 06:24pm):
(To be clear, this is my alt account)
yaldah (11/21/2016 06:47pm):
3rd
Jackie Milton (11/21/2016 06:48pm):
That's what they want ye to think.
Jackie Milton (11/21/2016 06:52pm):
Damn. You really slid in there.

-J.5.M
(The "5" stands for "5th")
Xmo5 (11/22/2016 12:32pm):
What? Nobody gonna take my dare? Ya pansies! I wanna see some solid attempts! :P
Bamboozle (11/22/2016 05:44pm):
Rhymes are for lames,
This map is hella strange,
All of its mountain ranges
Are crap and should be scrapped,
The plain tiles are nastier than a hairy yak,
The ports like look like anchors, what in the hell is that,
Tower looks like the infected snout of a mole rat,
Overall it's trash, it looks like moldy scat,
I bid you adieu and hope your map gets slapped.

(That wasn't even vaguely relevant to the map itself, just wanted to diss your
1nf3ri0r rhymes)
Xmo5 (11/22/2016 06:56pm | Edited: 06/08/2022 12:05pm):
You might think you're cool
but you rap like a tool
Keep showin' your age boy,
I'll take you to school

I can spit with the best of 'em,
The rest? I won't mess with 'em
It's like they can't get undressed
but I'm trynna have sex with 'em

You never get rollin' 'less you learn how to rock
But I *started* from bedrock, took my notes at Hard Knocks
Now I'm up at the top, I'm the Glock to your flintlock.
Stop.
Mic Drop.

Edit: Rap definitely isn't my thing. I feel unclean just writing it haha
Edit2: Just to be clear, the reference to sex is intended to be consensual- the point is that they're
trying to participate and failing to fulfill the prerequisite. I don't like over explaining it because,
like a joke, it loses its impact, but I just wanted to make that clear because the phrasing could
potentially be interpreted in a way that doesn't reflect my morals or intent.
Xmo5 (03/14/2018 10:05am | Edited: 03/14/2018 10:27am):
Sunlight
A waking of the Earth
The night was long
But cold has gone
Conceding to rebirth

A tremble
Soil slowly brushed aside
Dew glistens and gleams
On the sprout young and green
Peering out, greeting sky

Embarking now
Small and fragile at first
The sprout's confidence rises
In this world of surprises
It forges ahead with insatiable thirst

Growing, stretching ever higher
Aiming for the warm, rich sun
Reaching, grasping for the fire
Looking forward, pressing on

Sprout to stalk then stalk to flower
With greenest leaves of solar power
Ever craving, striving ahead
Imagining worlds beyond the flowerbed

At last the dreaming meets fruition
A full blossom of magnificent gold
A product of warmth and intuition
Then SNAP like a thunderclap
Unexpectedly returns the cold

Petals shrivel
Falling one by one
Leaves whither
Pleading for the sun

Her roots go deep
Clinging desperately to ground
But what life is there to keep
When gold has turned a wilted brown?

Sunlight
A waking of the Earth
April's frost has gone
But the damage is done
The flower's heart was hurt

A tremble
Soil slowly brushed aside
Dew glistens and gleams
On a sprout young and green
Peering out, greeting sky

A small seed carried by the storm
Pokes up its fragile head
Brown flower's golden heart glowed warm
Her seed escaped the flowerbed




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