The fourth worst map ever made
Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 01/09/2006 || Players: 8 || Size: 40x40
Categories: None
Rating: 5.47 in 34 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (01/08/2006 07:33pm | Edited: 01/09/2006 03:28pm):
WARNING: DO NOT PARTICIPATE OR EVEN VIEW THIS MAP IF YOU ARE UNDER ANY OF THE FOLLOWING
CONDITIONS!!
- Susceptible to seizures
- Susceptible to heart attacks
- Under the age of 3.14
- Colour Blind
- Deaf
- Dead
- Legally Insane
- Illegally Insane
- Pregnant mother
- Pregnant father
- Homo-sexuality
SECOND WARNING: ALL OF THE ABOVE CAN BE CAUSED BY PARTICIPATING IN OR EVEN VIEWING THIS
MAP!! (NOT TESTED, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE?!)
That being said...

Welcome to the fourth worst map ever made! This map is a result of my insanity, plus my
addiction to AW, plus my addiction to my insanity for AW. Why fourth? Check my profile,
the worst map ever made was my first insane 8 player ffa version, the second worst was
similar, but more combat based, the third was 1 vs 1 oriented, while this one is 1 vs 7
(you could try ffa though... since orange actually can't win if you ban sensei and hachi,
but it'll take longer...)

It's meant to be everyone vs OS, but FFA will work. (OS can't win, but they'll be the
largest force for a long time, so ffa is possible). I advise banning all CO's with all
unit healing/damaging (Andy, Hawke, Olaf, Drake), money based CO's (Colin, Kanbei, Sasha),
annoying CO's, (Sonja), broken CO's (Eagle, Grit)... you know what, ban everyone except
Adder, just to play it safe. Other than that... funds, I don't care. FOW, go ahead, but I
didn't make it for FOW.

Next, if you have any questions about the making of this map, I've found the most common
answers are the following:
1. Because I can.
2. No, Lash was not an influence.
3. No, I didn't close my eyes when making this, I was actually quite careful in making
this map.
4. I don't hold myself liable for that, it sounds like a personal problem.
5. I can't think of a reason for why I design these maps, I'm just insane, that's my only
explanation.
If none of that answered it, ask below, I'll try to reply, as I check comments on my maps.

Comments are welcome, but doing any of the following will earn you my eternal wrath.
1. Informing me that I broke terrain rules. (I BROKE TERRAIN RULES??? OH REALLY??????)
2. Any stupid jokes involving Lash. ( I like Lash, but only because she's hot, this has
nothing to do with me trying to outdo that retarded AW2 campaign map with Olaf vs. Lash)
3. Rating this any lower than 10
4. Starting a game on this map and intentionally playing OS as sensei or hachi, thus
ruining the game.
5. Misspelling my name. Spell any other word wrong, and I won't care, just type in
"Nyvelion" correctly. You don't have to know how to pronounce it, even I don't know how,
and it's been my online name for years, just copy it from above, or from this sentence,
and paste, or just stick to the pronoun "you".
If you insist on breaking one of my preset rules, please leave your address so my ninja
can track you down and beat you to death with mummified cats. (It's a very slow and
painful death, in case you were wondering.)

Last thing to say... I'd like to tell you all that this map was NOT easy to make. It may
at first appear to be completely chaotic and random. Well, it is chaotic, but not random,
everything, down to where indirect units would be able to fire, to the minimum number of
spaces to get from certain points, to the pre-deployed units, were pre-planned. I've seen
random chaotic maps, and they are far worse than the ones I design, as if my chaotic (but
non-random) maps were played, they would be effective, even if I am unable to find 7 other
people to play it out with me to prove it.

hmm, that starting comment ran long... I don't think I forgot anything this time...
Patashu (01/10/2006 01:37am):
*ahem*

Hey, Nvyelon, you broke teh terrain rules like a stupid joking lash and I'm giving this
9/10. ololo *goes off to play as sensei/hachi*

Jokes aside, that looks awesome and I'm giving you an 11/10.
meow123_456 (01/10/2006 03:38am):
OS Has too much of an advantage
Nyvelion (01/10/2006 07:20am):
5.50 out of 4 ratings...

as expected everyone so far either really hates it (two 1's) or really likes i1 (two 10's).

Patashu... I'm not even going to say anything about your comment

Meow132_456... OS CAN'T WIN therfore they DO NOT have an unfair advantage.
Kaziuki (01/14/2006 08:54pm):
I give you a 7 Just for calling Sonja annoying...FINNALY someone put her in her place.
Nyvelion (01/16/2006 09:10pm | Edited: 01/16/2006 09:10pm):
thanks. Personally I hate it when people say "Sonja's hidden HP makes her a tactical CO!".
No it doesn't. It makes Sonja a "This'll needlessly piss off my opponents!" CO.
ryuhi (01/20/2006 02:18pm):
wheres the third worst map? i couldnt find it....
Nyvelion (01/23/2006 10:02am | Edited: 02/01/2006 07:34pm):
here http://awbw.amarriner.com/prevmaps.php?maps_id=6023

EDIT: I see why you couldn't find it, I broke my own tradition and made the third worst
map ever a 2-player map.
Pointman (01/28/2006 01:57pm):
I am confused. 10/10
Shift (01/28/2006 02:13pm):
I became color blind, deaf and homosexual just by looking at the map. I want my money
back. 6/10
Nyvelion (01/29/2006 04:19pm):
you can't have your money back. There's a no money back clause in there somewhere in
ultra-fine print.
Lu_Bu (01/31/2006 09:32pm):
hhhmmm.
+1-for not being random
+1-for making it even
+1-for doing the four worst maps ever
+7 for saying lash is hot.


what?
Nyvelion (02/01/2006 07:33pm | Edited: 03/07/2006 12:52pm):
Edit: (Original Comment Deleted)
RoboticSithDrone (03/25/2006 10:19am):
My eyes broke. 1/10
Nyvelion (04/03/2006 11:37am):
Only after your brain did the same, apparently.
dagamer1989 (04/06/2006 04:29pm):
...the randomness...

10/10
Silifi The Second (12/26/2006 01:14pm):
fta
eatyo (06/14/2007 08:58pm):
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe! no way i want to play on this map!
melly (01/14/2022 06:27am):
bruh suffering is worse



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