The fifth worst map ever made
Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 02/02/2006 || Players: 8 || Size: 40x40
Categories: None
Rating: 6.38 in 16 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (02/01/2006 07:51pm | Edited: 02/02/2006 08:12pm):
Nyvelion is back and insane as ever, with the fifth installment of "Worst Maps Ever Made".

as usual, I take a slightly different approach every time, this is my first time starting
with land instead of sea tiles, so there's more mobility with no loss of chaos! As usual,
I TRIED to make it somewhat balanced, but it's near impossible to really balance chaotic
maps like this, but I tried my best, just in case anyone actually plays through this.
(Does anyone ever play through my worst maps completely? Probably not.)

Just a few reminders before the end of my usually starting comment that no-one will read
anyway:
1. This is not a serious map. Don't rate it like one. Unless you think it deserves a 10 as
a serious map, then rate it as a serious map.
2. Just assume everything I did was intentional. There is nothing RANDOM, just CHAOTIC.
3. I like the idea of using non-refuelable non-movable landers as buffers to prevent cheap
hw captures. After all, how annoying would it be to have a Sami player build a quick SCOP
and annialate the nearest player?
4. Giving this map anything below a 6 in rating auto-bans you from AWBW. Anything below 4
will give you second degree burns on your arms. Anything below 2 summons Chuck Norris to
track you down and round-house kick you out of existance, (And no, it's not as awesome as
it sounds).
5. I'm trying not to repeat ideas too much from my other maps, that's why I made this land
based, it gave me more ideas for chaos that I didn't realize in my island based maps.
6. for simplicity, ban everyone except Adder. I really don't feel like listing every CO
who is cheap on this map, and you can't really abuse Adder.
7. In case you were wondering, I am insane. I'm also really bored. I'm also a lonely
depressed college student. I am also an Axe Ninja. I also derive pleasure from making maps
like this. I also find Lash really hot. If you're not weirded out by any of that, we'd be
great friends.
8. I reply to most comments on my maps, if you haven't read the comments on my other maps.
If you comment, I'll read it, so make it interesting or something. Personally, my favorite
response was from Jaimas who simply said "This map just turned me gay." That meant so much
to me... but I wonder if anyone can top it.

Hmm, I think that's it. Bye.

Edit: If anyone says "But you broke terrain rules", I'm going to smack you. I know I broke
terrian rules. I did it intentionally even.
A Noob Too Far (02/02/2006 07:59pm):
I love these maps.
Patashu (02/02/2006 10:37pm):
Curious, what're the thoughts going through your head as you piece the maps together?
Manocheese (02/02/2006 11:12pm):
Pure awesomeness.
Nyvelion (02/03/2006 05:59am):
"Curious, what're the thoughts going through your head as you piece the maps together?"

Usually it's either, "It would be fun to do this", or "No one has done this before"
Lu_Bu (02/03/2006 12:59pm):
dude. lash is hot. we would be great freinds.....
Flamer (02/07/2006 11:36am):
the other maps are cooler
Nyvelion (02/13/2006 09:22pm):
yeah, probably
VGN (03/21/2006 11:04pm):
Four words: DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyvelion (04/03/2006 11:36am):
I didn't get that error when playing this map, you should screenshot that and post it on
the forums or something.
Hideki (08/29/2006 08:41am):
This, folks, is the reason why alcohol exists.
FiniteStrike (09/29/2006 09:42pm):
O_o Are those cruisers on...mountains?

OMGPHILADELPHIAEXPERIMENT!!!111THIRTEENITYENTROPY.
RTS20K (06/09/2007 07:22am):
Well...

This map just summoned Chuck Norris.
the geust (01/17/2009 12:33pm):
GO GO JUMPING LANDER FORCE
Rawrzzz (01/07/2010 11:20pm):
Lash IS hot.
the geust (02/25/2010 08:20pm):
"I also find Lash really hot."
"Lash IS hot. "
Holy Sh*t, I thought I was the only one!
Wait, isn't Nyvelion female?
Dooblerino (12/04/2019 07:39pm):
Isn't lash like. 12



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