Test of Patience
Creator: SleepyDragon || First Published: 02/06/2021 || Players: 16 || Size: 24x28
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Rating: 5.50 in 2 ratings
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Comments:
SleepyDragon (02/06/2021 08:23am | Edited: 02/06/2021 08:32am):
Inspired by Last to dropout wins by mrbananas . You Basically win by convincing your
opponents to give up - with a twist! Instead of simply pressing the end turn button you
actually have to stop your enemy from capturing your Hq (well as long as they actually
try to take your HQ). So you cant just win by doing nothing.
Obviously ban battleships and set every other naval unit as a lab unit or set funds to 0.
But if you do the ladder you'll miss out on
some silo action!
Alistel (02/10/2021 03:13am):
The factories don't have any use right ? Since they can't be reached without a beach
schil227 (02/11/2021 03:35pm):
The Zax
By Dr. Seuss
(http://www.cs.bc.edu/~signoril/mc362/mc362-old/zax.html)

One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.

And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.

"Look here, now!" the North-Going Zax said, "I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I'm a North-Going Zax and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!"

"Who's in whose way?" snapped the South-Going Zax.
"I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove."

Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
"I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"

"And I'll prove to YOU," yelled the South-Going Zax,
"That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That's my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I'll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!"

Well...
Of course the world didn't stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
And left them there, standing un-budge in their tracks.

SleepyDragon (02/14/2021 05:01am):
@Alistel yeah they're pretty much simply there to taunt you
JJSSBU (09/04/2021 06:29pm):
" - With a twist "
Who are you, the Underdogs?
(Their more popular series is Doubles with a twist, and they
start off saying: " Today we are doing doubles... but with a
TWIST")
SleepyDragon (09/06/2021 04:12am):
@JJSSBU I don't even know the Underdogs
Red-Halo (04/24/2022 03:54pm):
This map looks like suffering
The_MrD09 (11/16/2023 11:32am):
I think you should ban Sensei here cause he can span Infantery
BlueWind (11/16/2023 12:17pm):
One must imagine the AWBW player happy.



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