The sixth worst map ever made
Creator: Nyvelion || First Published: 02/04/2006 || Players: 8 || Size: 40x40
Categories: None
Rating: 6.85 in 33 ratings
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Comments:
Nyvelion (02/04/2006 04:41pm | Edited: 02/04/2006 04:42pm):
This morning my head was really hurting and I couldn't think right, so I figured it was a
great time to make the sixth in my series of chaotic (but not random!) maps. This one took
about 3 hours, and is a bit more complex than my other maps.

Instead of the usual stuff I put as my first comment to my own maps, I'm actually going to
explain this one, since you'll probably go blind or insane trying to figure this one out
on your own.

FIRST FRONT - First, the hq's are on the edges, 8 in all, under the megatanks. Each player
must obviously destroy the infantry around them, then advance and clear the space of the
neutral base.

SECOND FRONT - In the corners, each player must use their infantry to get to the neutral
port on their side. This should not be a problem as long as you keep moving it every turn.
The next part is build a lander which must take the infantry to the neutral base cleared
in the first front. Since shoals were intentionally used so that only landers can pass
through, the path must be cleared first of the offending submarine, and infantry which can
block one of the shoals. Alternatively, battleships can be used to hinder the opposite
player, though the battleships cannot be used to escape the corners.

THIRD FRONT - There is continuous battle over the sides of the map. Though there are units
for all 8 players, 2 are favored on each side and gain control over the cities so that the
lander from the second front can bring infantry to gain a property advantage.

FOURTH FRONT - The Center. Self explanatory, but high importance on who you choose to
attack, and who you spare.

OTHER FRONTS - Winning the fronts in between the center and sides it not essential to win,
but helps to gain influence on the map. Also, there are many small bodies of water that
are non-essential, but benifitial if won.

Next, I'd like to note that so many CO's are cheap here that I might as well tell you here
that you should either make everyone Adder, Koal , or Grimm, because the balance of this
map is too easily broken by Grit, Jake(SCOP), Anyone who heals or damages on COP or SCOP,
Sensei, Hachi, Colin, Sasha, etc.
Also, I advise FOW OFF. I didn't make this for FOW.
Funds should probably be high. 1000 funds is for serious maps. This is NOT a serious map.
Teams should be OFF. The reason being that I set every player to fight every other player
at once, it's not made for teams, you're SUPPOSED to fight everyone, and at the same time
too. That's part of the chaos after all.

Last note, this map will take a LONG time if anyone tries to finish it, but it IS POSSIBLE.
But no-one ever finished a game really on any of my other 6 worst maps ever made, so I
figure no-one will care about that, but this map can be won.

Hmm, I guess that's it. Comments?
Ravan (02/04/2006 05:20pm):
you are my god. I love how insanely stupid your maps are.

I can't come anywhere near how insane this is v_v
Nyvelion (02/04/2006 05:26pm):
that's ok. No-one can. And I've seen many try.

Um, but I'd prefer, "Insanely chaotic" over "Insanely stupid"...
Pointman (02/04/2006 07:05pm):
Stupid can also be a compliment.
Nyvelion (02/04/2006 07:29pm):
I'll take it that way since at the time of his comment my score average went up in a way
that he must have given me a 10.
Patashu (02/06/2006 01:30am):
*stares in awe*
Nyvelion (02/06/2006 11:59am):
not too long! Some have said they've gone blind from that...
Flamer (02/07/2006 11:34am):
WOOOOHOOOOOOO
You keep on ruling oves shit
Chaos-Creator (02/07/2006 09:36pm):
your maps are like shit! 10/10!
wareagle (02/08/2006 02:27am):
WTF is this stupid or genius? ill play to find out.
Nyvelion (02/08/2006 08:34am):
"Flamer (02/07/2006 02:34pm):
WOOOOHOOOOOOO
You keep on ruling oves shit"

What?

"Chaos-Creator (02/08/2006 12:36am):
your maps are like shit! 10/10!"

well, if it gets me 10/10 from you... I guess that's good then.

"wareagle (02/08/2006 05:27am):
WTF is this stupid or genius? ill play to find out."

Play 7 people who won't quit by day 2 and it'll look genious, but too often it's ruined
when several people leave.
ryuhi (02/17/2006 11:51am):
Sweet Jesus on a cream sandwhich!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
mamoth (02/19/2006 08:51pm):
this map is so horrific it makes me want to puke:K every time i look at it i get dizzy. lol.
Username314 (02/20/2006 09:09pm):
YOU ARE GOD.
Nyvelion (02/24/2006 08:55pm):
"ryuhi (02/17/2006 02:51pm):
Sweet Jesus on a cream sandwhich!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????"

I was thinking alot about Oysters, Greek Literature, Sporks, and the number 4.

"mamoth (02/19/2006 11:51pm):
this map is so horrific it makes me want to puke:K every time i look at it i get dizzy. lol."

Wow! That's one of the best responses I've ever gotten!

"Username314 (02/21/2006 12:09am):
YOU ARE A GODDESS." /corrected

thanks! I most certainly am!
RavanfromAWN (03/16/2006 07:58am):
win.
technolink (03/19/2006 08:01pm):
"Last note, this map will take a LONG time if anyone tries to finish it, but it IS POSSIBLE.
But no-one ever finished a game really on any of my other 6 worst maps ever made, so I
figure no-one will care about that, but this map can be won. "

I'm working on it, except the fact that most of your maps are IMPOSSIBLE to win on! For
example the one I'm playing on (3 I think), doens't allow the 4 East nations to capture
the 4 west nation's HQ's, or even get to their side, meaning as long as I have a 1hp
infaltry anywhere, I'm fine.
Kamuscha (04/02/2006 07:52pm):
All the minor recurrences can be fixed, its up to the map creator. I really like the artwork in
the chaotic maps. Its too bad the size limits are 40x40. Art has no limits. As for the cursing,
please don't say it anymore - it makes you look bad. 10/10
Hideki (08/29/2006 08:48am):
This one looks the most fun of any I've seen. I'd like to play a game on it... *goes to
the forums*
DragonKnight (09/02/2006 01:32pm):
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! CANDY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!

*sugar rush*
pokearno (11/04/2006 01:55pm):
OMG! MY EYES!
I HAVE GONE BLIND!!!
nice job thought...
DuelStriker (09/15/2007 01:44pm):
This is the best worst map.
Evil Mastermind2 (09/17/2007 11:47am):
Wow... I would compliment this if I didn't think Nyvelion was possesed by satan...

So random...
Axem_Ranger_Yellow (04/27/2008 03:18pm):
I just started a game on this map. Come one, come all!
¡Hello! (01/17/2022 03:33pm):
Honestly, I know this is supposed to be insane but this is a little too bonkers, it is very colourful (which I think is great, I love
colour). It is hilarious to this that artillery are stuck in the middle of the ocean. Just imagine it, it would be useless to everyone.
The ships are clever (note they did not get A* in Math, English, Science, History or Geography). How do you use the missile
silos? I haven’t a clue but I would need to spend days looking at this map. Some units just look dead before the match has
begun. All in all, the map is insane, Nyvelion is a incredibly, well humoured genius and this map deserves the nuttiest map
ever made award. It somehow scores a 9/10
Citizen (04/04/2022 05:12pm):
I can honestly say this is the worst map I have ever had the displeasure of taking part in. Thanks 7/10.
Trevormark (09/13/2022 11:18pm):
Your maps look like an abstract concept got drunk and vomited into a kaleidoscope.

Please make more of them.



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