Creator: mrapex || First Published: 05/11/2008 || Players: 2 || Size: 25x15
Categories: Joke
Rating: 6.63 in 19 ratings
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Comments:
mrapex (05/11/2008 12:44pm | Edited: 05/11/2008 12:49pm):
One morning the Penguin Commander was overseeing the planting and growth of his missile
silos when he suddenly caught the sight of a massive Orange Polar Bear(opb) assault. He
turned back to go to his Impervious Igloo Mansion but the Polar Bears foresaw his actions
and dropped a boat they stole from the Purple Tuna(pt) armada onto his beautiful Igloo!
Most of his crops were destroyed by a drought that year but he gave the orders to use the
emergency reserves.

An epic battle ensued.
Red11 (05/11/2008 01:02pm):
Truly bent.
lordliam (05/11/2008 01:27pm):
lol
FreshBread (05/11/2008 01:31pm):
ridiculous. not a single Amber Walrus (aw) was mentioned.
Everzwijn (05/11/2008 06:03pm):
EPIC/10
funwes (05/11/2008 08:37pm):
"growth of his missile
silos"

lol growing missiles
Hydralisk24 (05/11/2008 10:28pm):
No reason to give it anything other than a ten... Story line truly pulls it all together :]
zywxn (05/16/2008 05:04am):
Quite nice, but then the b copters might spread out and avoid silos
very nice battle will be created
Dhomochevsky (05/16/2008 08:31am | Edited: 05/16/2008 08:33am):
hard to see how the penguins have a chance...?

EDIT: assuming OS doesn't play like a retard
saintjimmyisgod9 (05/17/2008 10:12pm):
OS=Sensei=Win=1/10
mrapex (05/17/2008 11:23pm | Edited: 02/05/2009 07:52pm):
Dhomochevsky (05/16/2008 08:31am):
hard to see how the penguins have a chance...?

Well ive played once as os (against you) and once as penguins against another person. ive
won both so i see how they have a chance...
Dhomochevsky (05/18/2008 07:32am | Edited: 05/18/2008 07:44am):
hence my edit.. but you may well be right, i didn't play well in our game at all, so how about a game where i'm OS
and you're Cobalt Ice?

EDIT: i've made 2 games, Boom Town 1 and 2, password for each is boom. See you there :)

EDIT 2: after watching our replay, i really did aim my missiles badly!
mrapex (05/18/2008 02:53pm | Edited: 02/05/2009 07:53pm):
I like how you banned all co's that would help the penguins and left max for you...
Dhomochevsky (05/20/2008 03:50am | Edited: 05/20/2008 03:56am):
I banned the usual bans (i.e. the broken CO's). I would seem odd to ban Max!! It would have been a lot
closer if you hadn't picked Grimm, who has a low defence, i.e. a bad choice for Cobalt Ice

Also, sonja breaks the map.

Nevertheless, Cobalt Ice do have a chance, it'll be a close game. They'd might win if they aimed their missiles
right, but i'm not sure. They need to choose a high defence CO, and OS need to choose high attack (to state
the obvious). The CO isn't so important for Cobalt Ice as they're only using it for defence against OS. Their
strategy is to get the copters down to 1hp, at which point they can't attack without being killed. Of course, OS
can just combine copters... but hey, whatever.
kookysooky (05/20/2008 04:41pm):
if you divide copters to avoid max damage you end up tailing the cobalt ice troops too
slowly. charge them and you get intense damage. blue wins the game.
srstarry (05/21/2008 01:19am):
orange star has almost a 100% chance to win.

there are 37 missiles, and OS can position his choppers in such a way that Cobalt ice can
never hit 2 at once.

OS has 17 choppers , that means, best CI can do is 2 missiles hitting 17 choppers, and an
extra 3

therefore, worst comes to worst, OS gets 14 4HP choppers, and 3 1HP chopper.

once it comes down to this, OS can start joining up making 4 8HP chopper and 3 9HP
chopper. more then enuf to obliterate 9 infantry's..
mrapex (05/21/2008 04:59pm | Edited: 05/24/2008 08:15pm):
your right, I dont want to change it too severely but im going to take out 2 copters and
add 6 missles.
RipperX (05/27/2008 10:32pm):
the best map on AWBW



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